May 10, 2014

This week in TV Guide: May 9, 1964

This TV Guide came out the day after my fourth birthday, but that's not why I picked it up.  No, I ran across this isolated copy in an antique store and, despite the fact it was somewhat battered and missing a page, I bought it to find out just what that outlandish TV spoof was that fooled a nation.  After all, how can you pass up a teaser like that?

Somewhat to my surprise, it turned out the answer was the classic British series The Avengers.  Perhaps it's our American sensibilities, the era in which the show first came to our shores, the episodes that were shown here, or the fact that I'm looking back on it with the perspective of many years, but I have a hard time believing that anyone could ever have taken The Avengers seriously as a spy thriller.

That doesn't mean I'm taking the series lightly or putting it down.  If you're been a regular reader, you know The Avengers is a favorite of mine, particularly Patrick Macnee's dapper John Steed.  (Of course, there's the beautiful Honor Blackman, the painfully young Diana Rigg, and the shapely Linda Thorson, but that is a topic - or two, or three - for another day.  Or week.)  I've got the complete boxed set at home, and after having gone through the whole series once, I'm feeling as if it's about time to start from the top once again.

But really.  Considering the leather catsuits that Honor Blackman wore, could you really have thought this was straight drama?  Apparently so, based on the frustration expressed by producer John Bryce, who after two seasons has finally admitted that "The Avengers was conceived as a satire of counterespionage thrillers, but the British public still insists on taking it seriously."

To be fair about it, the early episodes when Steed was partnered with Ian Hendry, John Rollason and Julie Stevens, were of quite a different tenor.  The series was in black and white back then, and shot on tape rather than film, giving the shows a somewhat stagebound feeling  Cathy Gale, Blackman's character, was smart, independent, and tough - every bit the equal of her male counterparts.  And the villains were typical spies, not fantastic creations that came later, such as the Aquanauts.  Seeing these episodes in isolation, one could understand how viewers could have seen The Avengers as pretty much of a straight drama, albeit with some lighthearted moments.

Mrs. Peel and one of her leather outfits
The straw that broke the camel's back, apparently, came a year or so into the run when critic Lionel Hale, appearing on a television panel show, expressed amazement that people didn't realize the show "was being played for laughs."  The others on the panel protested - The Avengers didn't bill itself as satire, so how could this be the case?  Such a British attitude, don't you think?  After this little exchange, producer Bryce started looking back at past episodes, "moodily wonder[ing] what more he could do in the realm of wild unreality to get the idea over."  After all, the show had already featured (1) a neo-Casear, planning to conquer the world from the headquarters of his fertilizer factory, (2) Mrs. Gale running for Parliament while someone plants to detonate an H-bomb underneath the foundation, (3) Steed being brainwashed into thinking World War III has started, and (4) a pair of lawyers who sell perfect legal defenses to criminals before they commit crimes, with guaranteed acquittal promised.  Bryce even contemplated "a program in which Mrs. Gale would be tied to the railroad tracks with the midnight express swiftly approaching.  He said this was bound to give the game away."

By the time The Avengers made it over here, it fit in perfectly with shows like The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Batman, and other over-the-top adventure series.  Plus, American viewers never did get to see episodes with Mrs. Gale until they appeared on cable years later.  So perhaps we were already well prepared for the joke by that time.  Still, I have to admit that the hook for this article turned out to be something of a letdown.  I guess the joke was on me this time.

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During the 60s, the Ed Sullivan Show and The Hollywood Palace were the premiere variety shows on television. Whenever they appear in TV Guide together, we'll match them up and see who has the best lineup..

Sullivan: Scheduled guests include comediennes Phyllis Diller and Mary Tyler Moore; violinist Itzhac Perlman; vocalist Dusty Springfield; the Brooks Sisters, instrumental trio; comic Jackie Mason; the Cinco Latinos, vocal-instrumentalist quintet; and comic acrobat Doug Hart.

Palace:  Host Dale Robertson introduces actress-songstress Betty Hutton; comics Paul Lynde and Carole Cook; vocalist John Gary; French singers Varel, Bailly and Les Chanteurs de Paris; comedians Davis and Reese; juggler Dave Parker; the Bumpy Spectaculars, acrobats; Cueno's Horse Fantasy; and the Womenfolk, a singing group.

Questions: I wonder what Mary Tyler Moore was doing on Sullivan's show?  She wouldn't have had a standup act, would she?  The Van Dyke show was in full swing so doubtless she was promoting that, perhaps with a clip?  The great, great Itzhac Perlman is more evidence of the middlebrow culture that Sullivan understood so well, and people would have enjoyed his appearance; Dusty Springfield would have been representative of the new pop mentality that was on the way.  Jackie Mason was a regular performer on the Sullivan show, at least for a few more months.

I've written before about Dale Robertson; he's my kind of guy, but I'm not sure that even Dale can help the Palace out too much.  I was never a fan of Betty Hutton; thought she was too much over the top.  Paul Lynde is good, but I think he's got to be playing off of someone else.  The rest of the show doesn't do a lot for me, which means that though it's not his best, I'm giving the nod this week to Sullivan.

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It's interesting that in 1964 people are already looking back to the "good old days" of television, or at least taking stock of the industry and seeing what kind of progress it's made.  In the fourth part of a continuing series, TV Guide's editors have asked celebrities what they think of the current state of TV:  has programming improved, what kinds of shows would you like to see, and what is the medium's greatest need.

I haven't read any of the other articles, but the respondents in this series seem like a pretty good cross-section of knowledgeable people: satirist and TV veteran Henry Morgan, writer and occasional teleplay author Gore Vidal, Dobie Gillis creator Max Shulman, novelist John Dos Passos, artist Leonard Baskin, photographer Philippe Halsman, TV host Lawrence Welk and Peanuts cartoonist Charles Schulz.

In general, the consensus seems to be that TV has improved technically and in its ability to cover news and sports, but that the overall quality is either stagnant or has actually gone down.  Vidal sees television with an "enthusiastic commitment" to producing junk, while Shulman blames a lack of talented writers and interference from network executives, and Baskin describes programming as "essentially pap."  All bemoan the loss of live drama and anthology, and agree that there are too many commercials and too much pressure from advertisers (Halsman has the kindest word, saying that today's commercials "are now often more original and visually exciting than the shows they sponsor."), and Schulz talks of the need for the "artist to be able to record his work without its being torn apart and put together again by a host of others in authority."  When asked what TV needs for the future, there are few surprises.  The comedian Morgan would like more sketch comedy, comedy specials and comedy dramas; the musician Welk would like music "well played and in good taste"; the artist Baskin longs for the elimination of advertising, the novelist and historian Dos Passos would like more non-partisan news and analysis.  Vidal comments acidly that television needs "a sense that getting people to buy things they do not need is morally indefensible," and Halsman looks back with nostalgia "of the time laughter came out of me and not out of a can."

In many ways, we could be having this conversation today.  You'd see some of the same complaints about commercials and commercialism, you'd read comments about a need for more serious coverage of the news, you'd hear calls for more creativity and less interference.  And yet this isn't really a situation where we look back at an era that was never as good as we thought it was, one that's been burnished by time.  For those who know television history, one could indeed say that by 1964, the decline of TV from the Golden Age was well under way.  Anthologies, the lifeblood of early television, were mostly gone, being replaced by sitcoms such as The Beverly Hillbillies, and by the middle of the 60s there was a general consensus that TV was being dumbed down dramatically.  Though I have many favorite shows from this time period, it's not particularly an era I'd be anxious to return to.

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Speaking of the sitcom (dumbed down or not), word on the street (or at least from TV Teletype) is that "Producers of Gilligan's Island are looking for three more regulars to co-star in the new comedy with Bob Denver, Alan Hale, Jim Backus and Natalie Schafer."  Those three would turn out to be Tina Louise, Russell Johnson and Dawn Wells.  I don't know that I'd ever have considered myself a big fan of Gilligan, but I liked most of those people on it.  And I always had a soft spot in my heart for Mary Ann.  A very soft spot - in fact, I think she's worth a **sigh**, don't you?

There's a note about some of the stories planned next season for The Famous Adventures of Mr. Magoo, and the Gilligan note above reminded me that these two shows were on opposite each other for Gilligan's first season, meaning that Jim Backus, the voice of Magoo, will be the first - and only, I think - person in the history of television to appear on two different shows on two different networks at the same time and day.  He was competing with himself.  Hard to imagine that nowadays.

I'd tell you more of the Teletype news from New York, but that's one of the pages ripped out of this issue.  Someone thought a coupon for Kraft mustard was more important.  They were probably right.

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Despite the notation above about the diminishing quality of television, I offer you, without comment, another installment of this week's lament on the decline of television.

The 1963 Emmy Award nominations have just been announced.  The categories are a bit different from what we're used to today; in addition to best comedy, drama and variety series, there's an award for "the best program of the year."  The nominees are "Blacklist," an episode from the CBS drama The Defenders (also nominated for best drama), and four documentaries: "American Revolution of '63" (NBC), "The Kremlin" (NBC), "The Making of the President 1960" (ABC) and "Town Meeting of the World" (CBS).  Not surprisingly, "Making of the President" won, and while it would have been very difficult not to vote for a program about the election of a man who had been dead for six months, I have to say that it is a very good documentary, and may well have won on its own merits.

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And now a word or two about a couple of medical series on the air, and what their storylines might tell us about today's TV world.

Back then, there were two big-time doctor series - Ben Casey on ABC, and Dr. Kildare on NBC.  The shows were quite different in many ways, but they shared a similar structure, that of a young doctor paired up with an older mentor (Vincent Edwards and Sam Jaffe on Casey, Richard Chamberlain and Raymond Massey on Kildare.)  They each also spawned similar shows about psychiatrists: Breaking Point, which spun off from Casey, featured Paul Richards and Eduard Franz as the junior and senior psychiatrists, while Kildare's companion*, The Eleventh Hour, had Wendell Corey (first season) and Ralph Bellamy (second season; there's also a pretty good article about him in this edition) as the elder doctor, and Jack Ging as the protege.

*Not technically a spinoff, but the shows did at one point engage in a two-part crossover story.

Each of these series features plotlines this week that I think would be told differently were they on TV today.  In Breaking Point, the subject is autism, in the story "And James Was a Very Small Snail."  Autism wasn't a very well-known or understood condition in 1964, so the material was probably much fresher than it would be today.  Dr. Thompson's (Richards) small patient is seven-year-old Petey Babcock, whose only means of communication  with his therapist is through a crayon.  Thompson's burden is to con vince Petey's parents and older brother that Petey's only chance at making progress is if he remains at the clinic.  Later that week, The Eleventh Hour presents "This Wonderful Madman Calls Me 'Beauty," the story of a biochemist recently diagnosed with a brain tumor, who wants to forego treatment until he's concluded his research on isolating a life-prolonging enzyme, work that he feels is on the threshold of success.

In each of these episodes, we're presented with something of an existential dilemma that in my opinion would be missed by today's television.  Kenneth Newell, the biochemist in Eleventh Hour, is emblematic of a man driven to succeed, so much so that he's willing to jeopardize his own life in the quest for an answer that may save many other lives.  Not having seen the episode, I can't say for sure whether or not Newell acts from ego or altruism, which I suppose is why it's being told on a drama about psychiatrists instead of brain surgeons, but at the very least there's a potential for a real philosophical debate about the meaning of life and whether or not Newell's potential breakthrough is more important for him that to simply preserve his own life.

Breaking Point is, I think, even more fertile ground.  Today this story would be on a legal show - The Good Wife, probably.  The issue would be the legal rights of the family vs. the health of Petey, which I think overlooks the heart of the drama: the mystery of existence, the depth of the human mind, what "quality of life" really means.  Once again, without watching the show I can't tell what the producers did with the story, but given that it's not an episode of Ben Casey, I think it's safe to suggest that some of these deeper issues might have been explored.

My point here (and, as Ellen used to say, I do have a point) is that in the 60s, "issue" drama was a big deal.  Despite what we read earlier about the diminishing quality of television, dramatists such as Sterling Silliphant* and Reginald Rose were well-known for raising big themes on TV, and these two stories seem as if they could have fallen in that category.  (Their episode titles were certainly pretentious enough.)  By reducing the storyline in, say, Breaking Point to a legal, rather than an existential, point would be to miss that point entirely.

*Silliphant's Route 66, pretentious though it could be, was also possibly one of the most existential series ever shown on television.

If anyone out there has seen either or both of these episodes and can show my theories are full of hooey, by all means please do so.  It wouldn't be the first time, trust me.  But in reading these storylines, I couldn't shake the idea that there was something about them that was different, richer, from what we might see today.

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If I haven't put you to sleep completely with that last section, a brief mention of this week's cover story should be a good way to wrap things up.  Combat! was probably the best of the World War II dramas that populated television in the 60s; it was a gritty, realistic portrayal of an American squad of troops working their way across Europe following D-Day.  (It also didn't hurt that all but the last season was done in B&W.)  The stars, Vic Morrow and Rick Jason, more or less alternated leads each week, though they also could appear together in stories.  Morrow is probably the better known of the two, but Jason was thought by many to be the likely star of the series when it began, and he's the focus of the unbylined profile.

Jason reminds me a bit of a similar profile of Jack Lord that was done a few months before; both come across as men trying just a little too hard to show everyone what Renaissance men they are.  In Jason's case, it's how he prides himself on sculpting, painting, woodworking, leathercraft, carpentry, plumbing, landscaping, cooking, photography, dog training, fish breeding, guitar playing, singing, writing, bridge, chess, hunting, fishing, underwater swimming, and karate, in addition to starring in a weekly hour drama.  He also reads "everything from Aristotle and Plato to Henry Miller," pilots an airplane, and speaks Spanish, French, Italian and Chinese.  Makes me tired just to type that.

The typically unnamed friend concedes that Jason probably does "most, if not all, of these things" but adds that "he's not as much of an expert as he'd like you to think."  His first wife says "he is very handy - but he never finishes anything."  Like Lord, he's seen as something of a throwback to Hollywood's larger-than-life stars of its glamorous past - "Vic is more of an actor," another unnamed source says, "Rick is a star."  But whereas Jack Lord clearly rubs some people the wrong way, Rick Jason is inherently more likable, with "a naiveté which might leave him open to ridicule were it not for his very guilelessness."

I wasn't particularly impressed with Jason's character as presented in the first episode of Combat!, a show that for some reason I remembered from its last seasons, but like Jason the man, he grew on me as the series progressed.  It's a show that, unlike M*A*S*H, has aged well because it never tried to tell a contemporary story through the lens of a period piece.  It's never dated, because it's frozen in time as a moment in history.  However, I can promise that after I've watched an episode featuring Rick Jason, I've had no particular desire to get up and do some woodworking, fix the plumbing, whip up a gourmet meal, train a dog, study Chinese, . . . TV  

May 9, 2014

TV Jibe

Occasionally I'll mention a feature from the old TV Guides called "TV Jibe," whimsical cartoons having to do with television, usually with some hapless individual involved.

Just because TV Guide doesn't do it anymore doesn't mean there aren't still good TV cartoons out there.  I'll drop them in every now and then, just to lighten the mood.  We could use that, don't you think?

SOURCE: JONNY HAWKINS, CAT CARTOON A DAY CALENDAR

May 5, 2014

Efrem Zimbalist, Jr., R.I.P.

There was a moment or two, back when I was a kid, when I thought a career in the FBI sounded like a cool idea.  It was, as I recall, when I was sick with the flu, and my aunt gave me a pamphlet she'd gotten from someone at work, "101 Facts About the FBI," or something like that. It made it sound like FBI agents did a lot of neat things, investigating crimes like counterfeiting and kidnapping and the like, but then I came to the part about how agents had to have either an accounting or a law degree, and that sounded like too much work to me, so I forgot about it.

I'm pretty sure that this coincided with the time when The FBI was on TV each week, which would absolutely explain why the thought had such appeal, because Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. was probably the best advertisement for the FBI that the agency's ever had, short of J. Edgar Hoover himself. (Or should that be "Himself"?)

Zimbalist knew J. Edgar (became a lifelong friend of him, in fact),  for every year when the show's production would come out to Washington to shoot some exterior shots establishing location, Hoover would have him come to his offices where they'd chat a bit.  He'd then address the agents, who cheered him as their hero.  Hoover liked the show, and why wouldn't he?  As I've remarked many times before, the intro alone, with its shots of Washington icons like the Capitol, the Washington Monument, and the Supreme Court, was enough to make you want to sign up.  In that few moments you had, encapsulated, the entire power and majesty of the United States Government, summed up by the FBI's mission to "protect the innocent and identify the enemies of the United States Government."  And Zimbalist was the perfect man to embody that philosophy.

A story about Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. - I've told it before, so bear with me if you know what's coming:  many years ago, when the scandals of the FBI were starting to come out, the political satirist Art Buchwald wrote a column about the the first known wiretap, which Buchwald hilariously portrayed as happening when J. Edgar Hoover, registered in a hotel under the name of "Zimbalist," tapped the phone of Alexander Graham Bell.  Another Buchwald story about the FBI featured a source named "Efrem Zumgard."  The point being, that's how identifiable with the FBI Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. had become.

And yet The FBI was not Zimbalist's first hit: that would have come several years before, when he co-starred with Roger Smith in the Warner Brothers detective series 77 Sunset Strip.  Even before that, he had a recurring role on another WB series, Maverick, as gentlemen con-artist Dandy Jim Buckley.  It's probably no surprise that The FBI, a co-production between Warner and Quinn Martin, would choose Zimbalist as its lead.

Zimbalist came from talented bloodlines; his mother was opera star Alma Gluck, his father the violinist Efrem Zimbalist, Sr.  With that pedigree, it wouldn't have been a surprise if he'd become a musician but, like another son of a famed classical musician, Werner Klemperer, Zimbalist found his calling in acting - specifically, television.*

*Although he did have a pretty good singing voice.

Throughout his years as Lewis Erskine, Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. presented himself with dignity and integrity.  Unlike today's dramas, you seldom ever saw a glimpse of Erskine's personal life, or even the home he lived in.  He was a widower, we knew that, and he had a daughter at the beginning of the series (played by Lynn Loring) who was engaged to Jim Rhodes (Stephen Brooks), Erskine's partner, but that subplot quickly disappeared, as did Lee Meriwether's appearance as Erskine's lady friend.  The fact was, when you're fighting the Communists for the FBI, there wasn't time for anything else.

And in the same way that Jack Webb* became synonymous with the LAPD, Zimbalist was the FBI, to the point that he received an honorary special agent badge from the Bureau in 2009.  For nine seasons Zimbalist protected the nation, and for years afterward heard from those who'd joined the Bureau because of the show.  He called it "the most tremendous reward that I could ever have for having done it."  And though I never did join the FBI (probably to the nation's benefit), The FBI remained a favorite show of mine, and Zimbalist a favorite actor.  When the series was finally released on DVD beginning a few years ago, it quickly found a place in the collection.

*Who produced the final season of 77 Sunset Strip, in which all existing characters were axed from the show - except for Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.

A terrific three-part article at TV Party! by L. Wayne Hicks tells much more about the show, particularly Hoover's reaction to it.  But from beginning to end, there was no doubt that Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. was the man who made it work.  He died over the weekend, aged 95, leaving yet another hole in television's history.  The greatest testament I can give to him is that the FBI would be far, far better off today had there been more real-life agents like Lew Erskine.

May 3, 2014

This week in TV Guide: May 2, 1981

Sometimes, in going through the archives, it's obvious to me why I might have hung on to a particular TV Guide: the date, the picture on the cover, one of the shows on the inside.  Other times, as is the case here, I look at the issue and have no idea why I ever would have saved it in the first place, when so many others went into the circular file at the end of the week.

On the other hand, I suppose it could have been Cathy Lee Crosby.

The quasi-sultry picture of her on page 28 accompanies a story about how the one-time professional tennis player, failed Wonder Woman and B-movie actress has joined up with a perennial game-show celebrity and B-grade singer (John Davidson) and a hall-of-fame quarterback and B-grade TV personality (Fran Tarkenton) in a series that somehow managed to stay on the air for four years - That's Incredible!  What's really incredible is that in its first season, the show finished #3 in the Nielsens.

That's Incredible! wasn't exactly a reality show, not in the way we think of them today, anyway.  It's closer  to shows like Ripley's Believe it or Not! or, back in the old days, You Asked For It.  I suppose you could also compare it to something like America's Funniest Home Videos, in that the hosts really don't do a whole lot more than introduce videos.  Time called it "the most sadistic show on television," and for every segment that focused on something that was a real accomplishment, a medical or technological advancement, there was a clip of a man catching a bullet in his teeth.

So why was it popular?  It's only a theory, mind you, but the show's first and most successful season was 1979-80.  The country was in a malaise, the economy was a mess, and we were apparently too inept to free the hostages in Iran.  There was, for those of us alive at the time, a feeling of great impotency, as if the United States couldn't do anything right anymore.  Under those circumstances, it's perhaps understandable that people wanted to watch a show that didn't require much from them, that consisted of people actually accomplishing things, even if it was just catching a bullet in your teeth.  A feature on cryogenic corneal reshaping through lathe keratomileusis might have been enough to remind people that we could get something right at least once in a while.  As I say, it's just a theory.

Either that, or it was Cathy Lee Crosby.

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On Saturday ABC brings us the 107th running of the Kentucky Derby, live from Churchill Downs.  The broadcast's only an hour long, compared to the virtually all-day coverage that NBC foists on us nowadays*, but that's plenty of time to cover the excitement as Pleasant Colony held off Woodchopper to win by less than a length.  Colony would go on to win the Preakness two weeks later and then, with Triple Crown excitement building, would finish third in the Belmont.  As I recall, there wasn't as much excitement about a possible Triple Crown winner back in 1981.  After all, following the great Secretariat's victory in 1973, Seattle Slew had taken the Crown in 1977, and Affirmed the very next year.  In fact, Spectacular Bid had fallen just short in 1979, so at this point the question wasn't whether not the Triple Crown would be won, but whether or not this year's Derby winner would fail to win it.  Who could possibly have known that Affirmed's 1978 triumph would, to this day, be the last time it was accomplished?

*Which is still double the 30 minutes that CBS often offered when it carried the Triple Crown races.


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By 1981, the TV Teletype - which once graced both the beginning and end of the shiny section - has been reduced to one single page, encompassing news from both New York and Hollywood.  There's not much here that's newsworthy, but I do see a note that in June, "NBC will telecast five pilot episodes of "Wedding Day," a daytime series in which real couples get married, for better or for worse, on TV."  Sounds like something you'd see on E! or Bravo nowadays, no?  Also in the Teletype is a story about Carol Burnett, Harvey Korman, Vicki Lawrence and Ken Berry getting together for "Eunice," a spinoff of the bit from Burnett's variety show.  That, of course, becomes Mama's Family.

Long Live Betamax!
In the "TV Q&A" feature, a questioner asks why TV sound can't be broadcast in stereo.  The answer - it is in Japan, and should be making its way here within the next few years.  Wonder what they'd think of surround sound?  There's also a question from someone who'd recorded a number of tapes on Betamax and wondered if it would be compatible with VHS, and another from someone concerned that their new cable box meant they couldn't use the remote control from their television.  A lot of this is probably gibberish to younger readers, but for people of my age these were real problems - and it makes me feel old.  Again.

An article on the most popular TV newsmen confirms what we've always been told: Walter Cronkite has the most charisma.  According to a network newsman charisma study conducted by the State University of New York, Cronkite scores a 43 in the antihero charisma category, which means that viewers tend to see him as someone they're comfortable with - one of us.  The Cronk well outdistances NBC's Roger Mudd with a 31, and John Chancellor at 29.  In a stat that bodes poorly for the future, current CBS anchor Dan Rather is in a tie for sixth, with - 0 - points.  (He's tied with ABC co-anchor Max Robinson, five points behind the fifth-place finisher, Peter Jennings.  In another twenty or so years, I'd suspect Jennings would rank at the top of the list.)

A rising star of the 80s is future Oscar nominee Mare Winningham, who appears this week in the TV-movie Freedom, in which she plays a rebellious 15-year-old runaway.  This comes on the heels of her performance as a runaway teen-age hooker in Off the Minnesota Strip in 1980, and Operation Runaway, in which she played, well, a runaway.  Typecasting, anyone?  Unlike many profiles from TV Guide, Winningham actually does fulfill her potential, with a long and successful career in both TV and movies.

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HADLEY TVG
So what's on tap for viewing this week?  Well, on Saturday night, ABC has a special two-hour Love Boat, featuring "top fashion designers": Geoffrey Beene!  Halston!  Bob Mackie!  Gloria Vanderbilt!  Compared to the guest cast that week (including Morgan Brittany, Jayne Kennedy, McLean Stevenson and Robert Vaughn), it might have been the first time the designers were bigger stars than the celebrities.  Oh well, I'm sure a fun time was had by all.

If  you wanted to catch all of Love Boat, you would have been forced to pass up NBC's Barbara Mandrell and the Mandrell Sisters.  I'm not a country music fan, so I really have no idea how well-known Barbara Mandrell is today, but back in the early 80s she was a big name.  Blonde, cute, with a good-enough voice, and two equally cute sisters; not a bad combination for a show that ran for a couple of years.  You also would have missed Channel 9's airing of the syndicated Hee Haw, not to mention the show that followed it at 8pm CT, Dolly.*  You would have been good to see Lawrence Welk at 6pm, though, so there is that.  And then don't forget ABC's Fantasy Island at 9, with an all-star cast - Cleavon Little, Joe Namath, Christopher Connelly, Trish Stewart.  I mean, they're stars, right?

*One guess as to who that would have been.  Or perhaps two, if you get my drift.

A quick look at the rest of the week's "highlights":

Sunday:  CBS has a pretty strong lineup, which kicks off with 60 Minutes, followed by Archie Bunker's Place, One Day at a Time, Alice, The Jeffersons and Trapper John, M.D.  All of those shows made a nice little profit for CBS.  But my choice would have been PBS' Meeting of Minds, the marvelous Steve Allen program in which historic figures from the past (played by actors) "sit down" to discuss the issues of the day.  This week's discussion looks promising: economist Adam Smith (Sandy Kenyon), birth-control advocate Margaret Sanger (Jayne Meadows, Allen's wife), and Gandhi (Al Mancini).  Again, back to a time when good conversation was actually considered entertainment.

Monday:  Take your pick; it's the aforementioned That's Incredible! on ABC, or Little House on the Prairie on NBC.  If you like your drama straight up, there's M*A*S*H (still) and Lou Grant on CBS.

Tuesday:  It's ABC's version of CBS' famed Saturday-night Murderers' Row of the 1970s, with Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, Three's Company, Too Close for Comfort and Hart to Hart.  I'd imagine a lot of networks would love to have that lineup as well.*  But for other choices, there's always Hill Street Blues on NBC, or the made-for-TV flick Broken Promise on CBS.

*Topic for another day: could we postulate that this is ABC's signature lineup of all time, to compete with that CBS Saturday night schedule (All in the Family, M*A*S*H, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart and Carol Burnett) and NBC's Must-See Thursday of the 90s (anchored by Friends, Frazier and ER, along with, variously, Will and Grace, Suddenly Susan and others)?  Might make for an interesting discussion.

Wednesday:  A fleeting reminder of the glory that once was Hallmark Hall of Fame, as PBS' single season of the long-running series presents Charles Durning in the one-man play "Casey Stengel."  I don't think Durning looked anything like Stengel, but he was brilliant in the role.  That year was a very good one for Hall of Fame; in addition to "Stengel," there was another one-man performance, with Roy Dotrice as "Mr. Lincoln," and Jane Alexander and Edward Hermann teaming up for "Dear Liar."  If you're not a fan, you're probably watching Real People, Diff'rent Strokes and The Facts of Life on NBC.

Thursday:  Heavy hitters, indeed: The Waltons and Magnum, P.I. on CBS, Mork & Mindy, Barney Miller and Taxi on ABC, and part one of the murder-of-the-week telemovie The People vs. Jean Harris on NBC.  Jean Harris, you may recall, was accused and convicted of the murder of her lover Dr. Herman Tarnower, author of the famed "Scarsdale Diet."  Think Atkins, without the violence.

Friday:  I'd think the night would have been dominated by CBS' twin-bill of Dukes of Hazzard and Dallas. Tonight's Dallas episode is a repeat of the season premier, which opened with J.R.'s crumpled body being discovered.  That's right, it's the "Who Shot J.R.?" season!  What's particularly interesting about this is that Friday, nowadays considered something of a TV graveyard, was anything but back in 1981.  ABC sought to siphon off some of that Dallas audience with a brand new Battle of the Network Stars, and NBC gave us the shocking verdict in the conclusion of The People vs. Jean Harris.


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Also on Friday night is a program I have fond memories of.  Actually, "program" might be a misnomer, but I'm not sure what you'd call it.  Not a series, nor a miniseries, because it's not scripted drama.  I suppose you might think of it as reality programming, but it doesn't exploit anyone.  No, I guess there's really no way to describe the spectacle that was "Action Auction."

The Auction was the principal fundraiser for KTCA, Minneapolis' public broadcasting station.  It was a delightfully scatterbrained week or so of broadcasting that preempted Channel 2's prime time schedule and, on the last night of the auction, would stretch into the the early hours of the next morning.  I first became acquainted with it in 1971 or 72, when the broadcast came live from the Garden Court of Southdale Center.  The Garden Court was the center atrium of the three-story mall, and people were able to stand at the railings and watch the show while the mall was open.

You might think that this would be pretty dry programming, but you'd be wrong.  For one thing, celebrities from all the other Twin Cities stations would appear to do some time as a guest auctioneer (KTCA wasn't seen as competition at the time, and appearing on it was more like a civic duty).  There were also some fantastic items being auctioned off - from a popcorn wagon that became a staple during summers on the Nicollet Mall, to lunch with movie star Cary Grant.*  And it wasn't just a spectator sport, of course - anyone could call up and bid on an item, and anyone who's attended a benefit featuring a silent auction knows that some of those items are pretty good.

*Grant, a member of the board of Faberge, was in St. Paul often for board meetings, and was apparently a big supporter of public broadcasting.

The best part of the auction was the final Saturday, which would start at 4pm and would end - well, whenever the last item had been sold.  In the year I'm thinking of, the year of the Southdale broadcast, that hour came at 6am on Sunday morning, and there was a wonderful shot on TV of the sun rising through the clear windows that lined the Garden Court.  Watching the auction was a lot like watching a telethon, and as midnight came and went, as 2am came and went, the on-air personalities would get loopier and loopier.  (The closest I've seen  to it was the 1987 Islanders-Capitals four-overtime playoff game, which ended around 1am and at one point featured announcers Mike Emrick and Bill Clement on camera with their neckties tied around their foreheads like headbands while Clement did impressions of John Wayne.)

There was something delightfully amateurish about Action Auction, and as KTCA became more professional and more polished, the auction started to lose its appeal.  Eventually it became a dry affair, more reminiscent of a pledge break than live anarchy; I don't remember when KTCA finally discontinued it, but it would be great if they brought it back one more time - in its goofy version, of course. TV  

May 1, 2014

Save the David Susskind show - on this week's trip Around the Dial

I've written in the past about David Susskind, one of the pioneers of television.  So has my friend Cary O'Dell, who has news on a Kickstarter campaign to raise funds for the preservation of recordings of Susskind's talk show.  Read what he has to say, and please consider making a contribution to the effort.  I wrote here about the cultural amnesia that's afflicted television history, and this is one way to help address the problem.  Noble work, Cary!

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In other stories of interest, Kliph Nesteroff has a request as well, for help funding his research into the fantastic articles that appear at his Classic Television Showbiz.  Many of you have probably gotten hours of pleasure reading Kliph's interviews with entertainment stars of the past.  Once again, I'll say it - help the people who work so hard to keep these old memories alive for future generations.  It may not seem like a big deal, but these memories are part of our common cultural heritage and deserve to be preserved.

Jeff at Classic TV Sports has a very good article on the longest serving sports announcer trios, the latest in a similar set of pieces he's written.  One of the simple pleasures I get in reading the old TV Guides is seeing the names of long-gone favorite announcers, and Jeff's doing his part to make sure we remember who they are.

Not about TV per se, but that's how you're most likely to see Samuel Fuller's cult classic The Naked Kiss, and Rick at Classic Film and TV Cafe tells you here why you should watch it.  Keep it near the top of your list.

If you're like me, you'll be shocked - shocked! - to read this piece from the Broadcast Archives at the University of Maryland.  It's, horror of horrors, a script for a professional wrestling match.  Pardon me while I pick myself up from off the floor.

The Bootleg Files has a nice look back at Edwin Newman's A World's Fair Diary, his trip around the 1964 New York World's Fair.  You can see the program in a piece I wrote about it last year.  Certainly it's not as well-remembered as the legendary 1939-40 World's Fair, but it's quite interesting nonetheless.

And just today, Stephen Bowie's Classic TV History Blog has another of his terrific articles, this the second of a two-part review of The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis, a show that you see pop up quite often if you read the listings from 60s TV Guides that I occasionally put up here.TV