May 15, 2024

If I ran the network, part 2



Last month, I kicked off a new feature, "If I Ran the Network," a series of TV concepts that would never have made it to the small screen without network executives screwing them up. You can see the first entry here. If you have similar ideas, please share them in the comments section; if I get enough, I'll use them to put together a complete prime-time lineup!

I've mentioned this idea before, although not under the name: Scales of Justice.* It's not an original concept as much as it is a refinement on an existing one, but it appeals to my core belief that good television ought to stimulate conversation, to give you insights you might not have had before, to make you think about what you saw and speculate about what might have happened after the episode ended.

*Since this series is based on the premise that you couldn't get it past meddling network executives, it's worth mentioning that the first thing a VP of Programming would do is insist that the protagonist be a Justice Department maverick named Jack Scales. The title sequence each week would include him introducing himself as Scales of Justice. Get it?

Scales of Justice most closely follows Law and Order, in that each episode consists of two parts: the crime and subsequent investigation, and the trial. It's a whodunnit, in the sense that we don't actually see the crime committed; instead, we experience the aftereffects of said crime. In other words, we do not know for sure that the person arrested and put on trial is, in fact, the guilty party.

So far, so good. (I hope.) But where Law and Order suggests that the authority figures (the police and the lawyers in the DA's office) are the protagonists, there is no such guarantee in Scales of Justice. Think of it more as a version of The Wire, or a similar gritty police show, where the authorities are, in the best of circumstances, antiheroes. Sometimes, it will turn out that the police arrested the wrong person. Sometimes, during the course of the investigation, the detectives will make a fatal error, either by questioning the suspect without legal counsel or by discovering evidence without following the proper constitutional procedure, which winds up with the judge throwing the evidence out. Sometimes it will simply be a case where the police focus on one suspect early on, to the exclusion of others, and stop looking for evidence that might be inconvenient to their case. (A favorite accusation that Perry Mason makes against Burger, Tragg, et. al.) You'll like some of these characters more often than you do others, but you'll neither like nor dislike any of them all of the time.

Speaking of Perry Mason, another element I wanted to introduce in Scales of Justice is a defense attorney who becomes a semi-regular, appearing a few times each season (depending on how many episodes we have). For this character, think of someone like Gerry Spence—an attorney who has never lost a criminal case. One of the aspects of Perry Mason that I never thought held water was the idea that Burger was always complaining about Mason's "courtroom theatrics," even though those theatrics had helped clear his client and identify the real killer every single week. You'd think that Burger, having lost to Mason every time they go head-to-head, would start to worry about his case one he found out Perry would be defending the accused. I suspect he'd demand that the homicide detectives double-, triple-, and even quadruple-check everything before he even sought an indictment. (Of course, that's the way it should be anyway, but we'll let it pass for the time being.)

And that's the reason why I wanted to introduce this Mason-like defense attorney. By the time he appears in the first-season finale, the audience is conditioned to know that his client, the accused, is innocent. My intent was that viewers would then start thinking about what they'd seen in the first half of the episode; since we know the accused didn't do it, that means that somewhere along the line, either the police or the DA's office took the wrong fork in the road. What was it? Where did they go wrong? And not only did I want viewers to start thinking this way, I wanted those in charge to have those same thoughts. We must have made a mistake. Where did we go wrong? I've written plenty about how much I dislike many of today's procedurals; what I wanted to accomplish with Scales of Justice, more than anything else, was to knock the ego-driven, cocksure investigators—think Stabler or Gibbs or whatever your favorite procedural might be—off their perch. 

I also wanted these mistakes to have consequences; perhaps one of the detectives is suspended for a few episodes because he's violated the accused's constitutional rights one time too many. Maybe one of the assistant DAs gets sacked because of poor case preparation. But that's not to say that they won't get their rewards for doing a good job; we might see a detective get a promotion, or one of the DAs start appearing more often. At any rate, it's a great threat to hold over the head of cast members: you can be replaced at any time!

Some of you will see the obvious parallels to the 1963 drama Arrest and Trial, in which Ben Gazzara played the college-educated detective who makes the arrest, while Chuck Connors is the defense attorney who tries to get the accused acquitted. We're watching the show right now, and it's pretty good, with fine performances and some very thought-provoking situations. The problem with the concept, however, was that by definition it meant that each week, one of the two protagonists would be proved wrong. 

The producers, I thought, tried some clever ideas to get around this; for instance, Gazzara, being college-educated, is far more inclined than most detectives of the time to consider the environment from which the perp came, as well as other mitigating circumstances. Sometimes, although the evidence forces him to make the arrest, he simply doesn't believe that the suspect is guilty—he has to follow the evidence (as you would on CSI), but his gut tells him that there's more to the story than what the evidence says. 

Likewise, Connors sometimes finds out that his client is actually guilty, and manages to convince them to change their plea. More often, though, we'll see that his ultimate goal is to take advantage of those mitigating circumstances to save his client from a harsher punishment—life in prison, for example, rather than the death penalty. He's constantly working the jury (it's a pleasure to watch him do so), trying to get them to understand that, even though his client may have killed someone, he's not a "murderer." Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

Despite this, it doesn't quite work, and this is something I wanted to avoid with Scales of Justice. That's why it's important that viewers didn't always like the usual "good guys," or why getting someone off on a technicality might actually be a good thing (if you're ever accused of a crime, you can bet you'd want an attorney committed to giving you the best defense possible). That can be a hard sell, although I think it's more plausible now that antiheroes are more acceptable on television. (Same with The Killer; I wonder if this says something about me?) But if you're worried that audiences want to identify with a protagonist each week, then make it an anthology. I know, I know, anthologies don't work anymore, unless you're doing a six- or eight-episode season, after which you introduce a new cast. But this way each week would truly leave you wondering which way the case would go. I don't like that idea as well as the original, but at least it shows that I'm willing to deal in good faith.

At any rate, it would never be very likely that a series like Scales of Justice would find a place on a fall schedule. As I said, people want to root for the regulars every week. They wouldn't like seeing their favorites from Dick Wolf's stable of shows get spanked for screwing up, or just being a bad human being. Most of all, I don't think they'd like the ambiguity of the whole concept, the idea that policemen can make mistakes (even though they can), that innocent people get put on trial (even though they do), that sometimes we might not even know if the jury came in with the right verdict (even though we can't always be positive). Hence, the title Scales of Justice: sometimes the blindfolded lady's scales tip one way, sometimes the other. In other words, it would look too much like real life to have a chance on television.

I could be wrong, though. People have always liked series featuring defense attorneys: think Perry Mason or Matlock. And we know people like police procedurals. Suppose we combined the two, like peanut butter and chocolate? It could work. Couldn't it? TV  

May 13, 2024

What's on TV? Saturday, May 9, 1964




We may be going back 60 years here, but it's impressive how many of these programs we can still watch today. It's a feast for classic TV fans, really: Tennessee Tuxedo, Supercar, The Alvin Show, Sky King, Rin Tin Tin, Quick Draw McGraw, The Defenders, Gunsmoke, Riverboat, Tightrope!, Fireball XL-5, Dennis the Menace, Fury, Bullwinkle, Soldiers of Fortune, The Lieutenant, The Joey Bishop Show, Wire Service, 26 Men, Ripcord, Mr. Lucky, Naked City, Sea Hunt, Range Rider, Captain Gallant—these series have all had at least some of their episodes, if not the complete series, released on DVD or available on YouTube. You can go through this entire issue and find more examples—Combat!, The Fugitive, Route 66, Burke's Lawbut as far as this Saturday from the Minneapolis-St. Paul edition, you could (with the exception of sports and local programs) replicate a great deal of what was on, including the movies. Remarkably well-documented, don't you think?

May 11, 2024

This week in TV Guide: May 9, 1964




This TV Guide came out the day after my fourth birthday, but that's not why I picked it up. No, I ran across this isolated copy in an antique store and, despite the fact it was somewhat battered and missing a page, I bought it to find out just what that outlandish TV spoof was that fooled a nation. After all, how can you pass up a teaser like that?

Somewhat to my surprise, it turns out the answer is the classic British series The Avengers. Perhaps it's our American sensibilities, the era in which the show first came to our shores, the episodes that were shown here, or the fact that I'm looking back on it with the perspective of many years, but I have a hard time believing that anyone could ever have taken The Avengers seriously as a spy thriller.

That doesn't mean I'm taking the series lightly or putting it down. If you're been a regular reader, you know The Avengers is a favorite of mine, particularly Patrick Macnee's dapper John Steed. (Of course, there's the beautiful Honor Blackman, the painfully young Diana Rigg, and the shapely Linda Thorson, but that is a topic—or two, or three—for another day. Or week.) But really. Considering the leather catsuits that Honor Blackman wore, could you really have thought this was straight drama? Apparently so, based on the frustration expressed by producer John Bryce, who after two seasons has finally admitted that "The Avengers was conceived as a satire of counterespionage thrillers, but the British public still insists on taking it seriously."

To be fair about it, the early episodes when Steed was partnered with Ian Hendry, John Rollason and Julie Stevens, were of quite a different tenor. The series was in black and white back then, and shot on tape rather than film, giving the shows a somewhat stagebound feeling. Cathy Gale, Blackman's character, was smart, independent, and tough—every bit the equal of her male counterparts. And the villains were typical spies, not fantastic, Doctor Who-type creations that came later, such as the Aquanauts and the Cybernauts. Seeing these episodes in isolation, one could understand how viewers might have seen The Avengers as pretty much of a straight drama, albeit with some lighthearted moments.

Mrs. Peel and one of her own leather outfits
The straw that broke the camel's back, apparently, came a year or so into the run when critic Lionel Hale, appearing on a television panel show, expressed amazement that people didn't realize the show "was being played for laughs." The others on the panel protested—The Avengers didn't bill itself as satire, so how could this be the case? Such a British attitude, don't you think? After this little exchange, producer Bryce started looking back at past episodes, "moodily wonder[ing] what more he could do in the realm of wild unreality to get the idea over." After all, the show had already featured (1) a neo-Caesar, planning to conquer the world from the headquarters of his fertilizer factory, (2) Mrs. Gale running for Parliament while someone plants to detonate an H-bomb underneath the foundation, (3) Steed being brainwashed into thinking World War III has started, and (4) a pair of lawyers who sell perfect legal defenses to criminals before they commit crimes, with guaranteed acquittal promised. Bryce even contemplated "a program in which Mrs. Gale would be tied to the railroad tracks with the midnight express swiftly approaching. He said this was bound to give the game away."

By the time The Avengers made it over here, it fit in perfectly with shows like The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Batman, and other over-the-top adventure series; besides, American viewers never did get to see episodes with Mrs. Gale until they appeared on cable years later, and the earliest episodes would have been phantoms until the DVDs appeared. So perhaps we were already well prepared for the joke by that time. Still, I have to admit that the hook for this article turned out to be something of a letdown. I guess the joke was on me this time.

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During the 60s, the Ed Sullivan Show and The Hollywood Palace were the premiere variety shows on television. Whenever they appear in TV Guide together, we'll match them up and see who has the best lineup..

Sullivan: Scheduled guests include comediennes Phyllis Diller and Mary Tyler Moore; violinist Itzhac Perlman; vocalist Dusty Springfield; the Brooks Sisters, instrumental trio; comic Jackie Mason; the Cinco Latinos, vocal-instrumentalist quintet; and comic acrobat Doug Hart.

Palace:  Host Dale Robertson introduces actress-songstress Betty Hutton; comics Paul Lynde and Carole Cook; vocalist John Gary; French singers Varel, Bailly and Les Chanteurs de Paris; comedians Davis and Reese; juggler Dave Parker; the Bumpy Spectaculars, acrobats; Cueno's Horse Fantasy; and the Womenfolk, a singing group.

It's true that when it comes to someone like Phyllis Diller, your mileage may vary. (It may also be true that there's a lot of mileage there in the first place.) The same can't be said for the delightful Mary Tyler Moore, though, and the great Itzhac Perlman is evidence of the middlebrow culture that Sullivan understood so well—while, at the same time, Dusty Springfield represents the new pop mentality that's on the way. And Jackie Mason's a Sullivan favorite, at least for a few more months. Over at the Palace, I like Dale Robertson; he's my kind of guy. But I never was a fan of Betty Hutton; always thought she was too much over the top. Paul Lynde is good, but he needs to be playing off of someone else. The rest of the show doesn't do a lot for me, which means that this week, I'm giving the nod this week to Sullivan.

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Throughout the 60s and early 70s, TV Guide's weekly reviews were written by the witty and acerbic Cleveland Amory. Whenever we get the chance, we'll look at Cleve's latest take on the shows of the era. 

Although television is a medium that could still be said to be in its infancy, it's not too early to talk about traditions being formed and followed. And, says Cleveland Amory, if there's any program on the air today that can lay claim to being part of a tradition, it's CBS Reports. An outgrowth of the legacy belonging to Fred Friendly and Edward R. Murrow, CBS Reports operates on two basic principles: "What we don't know can kill us," and "We are nobody's kept men—not even our own company's." One can see, especially from that last quote of Friendly's, how there would eventually be a break between Friendly and CBS, but that's a couple of years in the future.

The result, according to Cleve, is that CBS Reports has, "season after season, come up with the finest documentaries this side of a good book." He cites such landmark presentations as "The Silent Spring of Rachel Carson" and "Harvest of Shame" as a retort to those who don't think there's anything worth watching on television today (see the stories below as examples), and adds that for much of the country, where newspapers and magazines are "either begging the issue or outright ducking it," it is the only news source that presents these stories from all sides; in typical Amory-speak, it is "on the side of the angels—not the angles." It's also ahead of the news: as early as 1962, before the Surgeon General's report on the effects of smoking, the show looked at "The Teen-Age Smoker."

This season alone has seen stalwart programs such as "The Legacy of the Thresher," which served both as a tribute to the men who lost their lives in the sinking of the atomic submarine and the lessons learned from what happened, that their loss might not be in vain; and "Case History of a Rumor," and how a whispered rumor about 124 foreign officers serving with American troops in a military maneuver in Georgia eventually became "100,000 Mongolians"—"barefoot" and "with rings in their noses." These shows have "both a point and a point of view—and, by the same token, there was a point to viewing them." (As I said last week, that "point of view" thing can be a problem, but we'll let it pass for now.) What is the secret to the success of CBS Reports in consistently producing such high-quality programs? Well, Amory says, among the many aspects, one stands out: "in five long years no member of the CBS Reports staff has ever been known to ask for, look at or even ask about a single, solitary rating report."

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I'm noticing a theme developing this week, that of quality television. It's interesting that in 1964 people are already looking back to the "good old days" of television, or at least taking stock of the industry and seeing what kind of progress has—or hasn't—been made. In the fourth part of a continuing series, TV Guide's editors have asked celebrities what they think of the current state of TV: has programming improved, what kinds of shows would you like to see, and what is the medium's greatest need.

I haven't seen the other articles in the series, but the respondents in this series seem like a pretty good cross-section of knowledgeable people: satirist and TV veteran Henry Morgan, writer and occasional teleplay author Gore Vidal, Dobie Gillis creator Max Shulman, novelist John Dos Passos, artist Leonard Baskin, photographer Philippe Halsman, TV host Lawrence Welk and Peanuts cartoonist Charles Schulz.

A portrait of your blogger as a young man  
In general, the consensus seems to be that TV has improved technically and in its ability to cover news and sports, but that the overall quality is either stagnant or has actually gone down. Vidal sees television with an "enthusiastic commitment" to producing junk, while Shulman blames a lack of talented writers and interference from network executives, and Baskin describes programming as "essentially pap." All bemoan the loss of live drama and anthology, and agree that there are too many commercials and too much pressure from advertisers (Halsman has the kindest word, saying that today's commercials "are now often more original and visually exciting than the shows they sponsor."), and Schulz talks of the need for the "artist to be able to record his work without its being torn apart and put together again by a host of others in authority." When asked what TV needs for the future, there are few surprises. The comedian Morgan would like more sketch comedy, comedy specials and comedy dramas; the musician Welk would like music "well played and in good taste"; the artist Baskin longs for the elimination of advertising, the novelist and historian Dos Passos would like more non-partisan news and analysis. Vidal comments acidly (and correctly) that television needs "a sense that getting people to buy things they do not need is morally indefensible," and Halsman looks back with nostalgia "of the time laughter came out of me and not out of a can."

In many ways, we could be having this conversation today. You'd see some of the same complaints about commercials and commercialism, you'd read comments about a need for more serious (and non-partisan) coverage of the news, you'd hear calls for more creativity and less interference. And yet this isn't really a situation where we look back at an era that was never as good as we thought it was, one that's been burnished by time. For those who know television history, one could indeed say that by 1964, the decline of TV from the Golden Age was well under way. Anthologies, the lifeblood of early television, were mostly gone, being replaced by sitcoms such as The Beverly Hillbillies—shows that, fairly or unfairly (and in the case of Hillbillies, I think the latter). 

In retrospect, of course, many of these shows—from Hillbillies and other sitcoms like The Addams Family, Ozzie & Harriet, and moreto programs such as The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Combat!, Burke's Law, The Bell Telephone Hour, Mr. Novak, The Defenders, The Fugitive, Slattery's People—are either critically acclaimed or fondly remembered. True, those critics from 1964 might reply that this says more, and not in a positive way, about our own tastes, but with the benefit of looking back, perhaps things weren't quite as bad as they seemed. Maybe the "new" shows didn't quite measure up to those of the past, maybe collective audience tastes were diminishing, but how many of us wouldn't gladly exchange them for what we have today? 

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Speaking of the sitcom (dumbed down or not), word on the street (or at least from TV Teletype) is that "Producers of Gilligan's Island are looking for three more regulars to co-star in the new comedy with Bob Denver, Alan Hale, Jim Backus and Natalie Schafer."  hose three would turn out to be Tina Louise, Russell Johnson and Dawn Wells. I don't know that I'd ever have considered myself a big fan of Gilligan, but I liked most of those people on it. And, as we read in books like Paul Cantor's Gilligan Unbound: Pop Culture in the Age of Globalization, Gilligan has a lot more to tell us than those critics back in the day might have thought.

There's also a note about some of the stories planned next season for The Famous Adventures of Mr. Magoo, and all this reminds me that these two shows were on opposite each other for Gilligan's first season, meaning that Jim Backus, the voice of Magoo, is the first—and, I think, the only—person in the history of television to appear on two different shows on two different networks on the same day and at the same time. He was, essentially, competing with himself, playing two distinct, and beloved, characters. Hard to imagine that nowadays.

I'd tell you more of the Teletype news from New York, but that's one of the pages ripped out of this issue. Someone thought a coupon for Kraft mustard was more important. They were probably right.

Keeping with industry news, the 1963 Emmy Award nominations have just been announced. The categories are a bit different from what we're used to today; in addition to best comedy, drama and variety series, there's an award for "the best program of the year." The nominees are "Blacklist," an episode from the CBS drama The Defenders (also nominated for best drama); a news special, "Town Meeting of the World" (CBS); and three documentaries: American Revolution of '63 (NBC), The Kremlin (NBC), and The Making of the President 1960 (ABC). Not surprisingly, "Making of the President" won, and while it would have been very difficult not to vote for a program about the election of a man who had been dead for six months, I think that on the whole, it probably won on its own merits. As I mentioned in this space last week, documentaries that are well done are very good.

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Continuing on this theme, a look at a couple of medical dramas posing provocative questions for the viewer.

In 1964, there are two major medical series on television: Ben Casey on ABC, and Dr. Kildare on NBC. The shows are quite different in many ways, but they share a similar structure, that of a young doctor paired up with an older mentor (Vincent Edwards and Sam Jaffe on Casey, Richard Chamberlain and Raymond Massey on Kildare.) They've also spawned similar shows about psychiatrists: Breaking Point, which spun off from Casey, featured Paul Richards and Eduard Franz as the junior and senior psychiatrists, while Kildare's companion*, The Eleventh Hour, had Wendell Corey (first season) and Ralph Bellamy (second season; there's also a pretty good article about him in this edition by Richard Warren Lewis) as the elder doctor, and Jack Ging as the young psychologist.

*Not technically a spinoff, but since it was originally conceived as an episode of Kildare, we'll count it.

Each of these series features plotlines this week that I think would be told differently were they on TV today. In Breaking Point (Tuesday, 9:00 p.m. CT, ABC), the subject is autism, in the story "And James Was a Very Small Snail." Autism wasn't a very well-known or understood condition in 1964, so the material was probably much fresher than it would be today. Dr. Thompson's (Richards) small patient is seven-year-old Petey Babcock, whose only means of communication  with his therapist is through a crayon. Thompson's burden is to convince Petey's parents and older brother that Petey's only chance at making progress is if he remains at the clinic. Meanwhile, later that week, The Eleventh Hour (Wednesday, 9:00 p.m., NBC) presents "This Wonderful Madman Calls Me 'Beauty," the story of a biochemist recently diagnosed with a brain tumor, who wants to forego treatment until he's concluded his research on isolating a life-prolonging enzyme, work that he feels is on the threshold of success.

In each of these episodes, we're presented with something of an existential dilemma that in my opinion would be missed by today's television. Kenneth Newell, the biochemist in Eleventh Hour, is emblematic of a man driven to succeed, so much so that he's willing to jeopardize his own life in the quest for an answer that may save many other lives. Not having seen the episode, I can't say for sure whether or not Newell acts from ego or altruism, which I suppose is why it's being told on a drama about psychiatrists instead of brain surgeons, but at the very least there's a potential for a real philosophical debate about the meaning of life and whether or not Newell's potential breakthrough is more important for him that to simply preserve his own life.

Breaking Point is, I think, even more fertile ground. Today this story would be on a legal show (something like The Good Wife, probably), debating the legal rights of the family vs. the health of Petey, not to mention the various theories on the causes of autism, hotly debated today, which cause nary a ripple in the water in this episode. All this, I think, overlooks the heart of the drama: the mystery of existence, the depth of the human mind, the dynamics of family relationships, what "quality of life" really means. It's handled sensitively and effectively, with understanding for all concerned: the doctors, the family, and Petey himself. I thought it was very well done, even considering that Breaking Point is a favorite show of mine.

I should add that this week's drama isn't confined to medical shows; this week, the legal drama The Defenders (Saturday, 7:30 p.m., CBS) presents James Coburn in "The Man Who Saved His Country."  Coburn plays Earl Chaffee, an ordinary man who becomes an overnight celebrity after killing a man in self defense. The man just happens to be a top Cuban communist, traveling around the country incognito. A lot of people, the Prestons discover, have a stake in this case—including the Federal government. The question persists: does Chaffee automatically become a hero for acting in self-defense, even though he didn't know the man he killed was a communist? And does it matter that Chaffee wasn't even aware of it at the time? Is someone justified in killing a person who "deserves" killing, regardless of the circumstances motivating the killing? You can see how this can lead to other questions, other scenarios, even ones that aren't part of the specific story. 

My point here is that these shows, and ones like them, are what I'd call idea shows. These aren't prime time soaps, serialized dramas, or shows featuring explicit violence or sex. Whether by design or not, their stories contain themes and plot points that can be thought about, discussed, debated. One of the themes that ran through last week's lead story on documentaries is the importance of packaging, of acknowledging "the dramatic composition to life." The existential point of the story doesn't have to be dull. Neither does scripted drama. And viewers don't have to be afraid of it, either.

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If I haven't put you to sleep completely with that last section, a brief mention of this week's cover story should be a good way to wrap things up. Combat! was not only the best of World War II dramas of the 1960s, it was one of television's best dramas, period, a gritty, realistic portrayal of an American squad of troops working their way across Europe following D-Day. (It also didn't hurt that all but the last season was done in black and white.) The stars, Vic Morrow and Rick Jason, more or less alternated leads each week, though they also could appear together in stories. Morrow is probably the better known of the two, but Jason was thought by many to be the likely star of the series when it began, and he's the focus of this week's unbylined cover story.

The portrait of Jason we're given reminds me a bit of a similar profile of Jack Lord that was done a year and a half ago; both come across as men trying just a little too hard to show everyone what Renaissance men they are. In Jason's case, it's how he prides himself on sculpting, painting, woodworking, leathercraft, carpentry, plumbing, landscaping, cooking, photography, dog training, fish breeding, guitar playing, singing, writing, bridge, chess, hunting, fishing, underwater swimming, and karate, in addition to starring in a weekly hour drama. He also reads "everything from Aristotle and Plato to Henry Miller," pilots an airplane, and speaks Spanish, French, Italian and Chinese. Makes me tired just to type that.

The typically unnamed friend concedes that Jason probably does "most, if not all, of these things" but adds that "he's not as much of an expert as he'd like you to think." His first wife (of three, one of whom Jason says he wasn't legally married to at all) says "he is very handy—but he never finishes anything." Like Lord, he's seen as something of a throwback to Hollywood's larger-than-life stars of its glamorous past; "Vic is more of an actor," another unnamed source says, "Rick is a star." But whereas Jack Lord clearly rubs some people the wrong way, Rick Jason is inherently more likable, with "a naiveté which might leave him open to ridicule were it not for his very guilelessness." 

Hidden behind that façade, though, one suspects that sadness lurks; Jason himself says that "I enjoy being an actor because I can stop being me. Like many actors, I don't particularly like myself." His parents never really accepted or acknowledged his success in acting, and for all the various activities he say he's engaged in, acting appears to be what really matters. "I can't remember ever wanting to be anything but an actor," he says. 

As Combat! progressed through its five seasons, Morrow came to be perceived as the face of the series; although Jason still received top billing every other episode, more and more of the stories focused on his character, and he wound up directing seven episodes in addition. Jason is philosophical about it all: "If those are the conditions that prevail, I won't chafe under them. I can't say I have any complaints about this business." The two actors bring different strengths to their episodes; it's really impossible to say that the series could have survived for five seasons without each one of them bringing his own particular talent to the story. Combat! is a show that has aged well, primarily because it combines the storylines of a period piece with the eternal truths of the human condition, making for an intense, gritty, occasionally heartrending series. Perhaps it isn't part of the top ten, but it's very close.

However, I can promise that after I've watched an episode featuring Rick Jason, I've had no particular desire to get up and do some woodworking, fix the plumbing, whip up a gourmet meal, train a dog, study Chinese, . . . TV  

May 10, 2024

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Xxwe open things this week with a 2022 article from The New Yorker (H/T Garry), where Colin Marshall takes a perceptive look at "What The Twilight Zone Reveals About Today’s Prestige TV." It ties in nicely with some of what I'll be writing about in tomorrow's TV Guide.

Staying on the TZ theme, we delve back into the past to look at A Vintage Nerd and her love of The Twilight Zone. It's a perfect description of how to introduce family and friends to the joy of the classics, something we all need to do to keep the classic TV flame burning.

Garry Berman asks (and answers) a question that some people would consider rank heresy: "Has Fawlty Towers been overrated?" There are only twelve episodes, after all; are they enough to justify calling it one of the "greatest" sitcoms ever? Have at it, gang.

At Comfort TV, David's progression through 1970s prime time television brings him (and us) to Sundays in 1974, remembered for Disney, The NBC Mystery Movie, Kojak, Mannix, and—Apple's Way? Well, not every swing is a hit.

"Ashes of Roses" is another episode of The Avengers that no longer exists, but thanks to John at Cult TV Blog, we can get some idea of what the story's about. You'll read more about The Avengers in tomorrow's TV Guide, but in the meantime enjoy this somewhat different episode.

"Have Guns—Will Haggle" is an episode of The Avengers that does exist, from the Steed/Tara final season, and it's the episode up for discussion at The View from the Junkyard. Find out what Mike and Roger think, and whether they "get" The Avengers or not.

Stunt doubles seldom get the credit they deserve, and so it's good to go to A Shroud of Thoughts for Terence's appreciation of Jeannie Epper, double for Lynda Carter on Wonder Woman, and performer in many, many television series and movies, who died this week, aged 83.

While not strictly classic television, the destruction of the Hindenburg, in particular Herbert Morrison's reporting, has been fodder for many shows over the years, and at Travalanche, we get some facts on the disaster, plus a look at some of the movie versions of the story. I'll refrain from calling it a blast. TV  

May 8, 2024

Read the fine print




The other night, we were watching one of my favorite police shows of the 60s, The F.B.I. (Call me nostalgic; I enjoy remembering the days when federal officers were the good guys.) Now, when I'm watching a DVD, I generally don't like to use the rewind button if I can help it; even though most of the shows don't include the original commercials, I still like to see them in some approximation of how they were originally broadcast.* But in this particular episode, I saw something so intriguing that I had to pause and rewind, just to make sure I'd seen what I thought I saw.

*That, and if I pause it for too long, I have trouble remembering what was happening when I start it up again.

The episode in question, "Hostage," was originally broadcast on February 19, 1967. As we join the story, the FBI has just put out a wanted poster on Dr. Marie-Luise Karn (Diana Hyland), part of a Communist team sent to kidnap an anti-Communist leader to try and force an exchange for a leading Red general being held in an American prison. Fortunately for the FBI, a man working in the harbor, where the Commies are planning to rent a boat to facilitate their escape, sees the poster:


Looking at the data, a few things become immediately apparent. First of all, the Eastern-bloc doctor is not six feet tall (earlier in the episode, a photo supposedly from the magazine Der Spiegel suggests she's probably about 5'8"), is not an American (she's likely supposed to be East German), and therefore was not born in Stafford, Indiana. But you know who was born in Stafford?


That's right—Dr. Richard Kimble. Interestingly enough, he and Dr. Karn not only share the same birthplace, they were also born on the same date*, and are the same height and weight! And they both became doctors!

*David Janssen was also born on March 27, albeit in 1931.  Coincidence?

Obviously what happened is that someone in the prop department pulled out one of the old Kimble posters, pasted Karn's picture over it, and used it in the episode. Both The Fugitive and The F.B.I. were Quinn Martin productions, so it makes sense. We've seen how shows recycle the same sets, the same stock footage, and so forth, so why not? And in the days before high-def, big screen televisions with pause buttons on the DVD player, it's unlikely that anyone anticipated troublemaking viewers like yours truly would be able to even see the fine print, let alone notice the discrepancy.

It's all good fun, of course.  One of the treats of watching old television shows on large-screen HD televisions is seeing things that were invisible when the show was originally aired; a Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea fan noted that the remastered discs now allowed him to see the wires that pulled models along the floor. As the Wizard said, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.  Little details like this just add to my enjoyment of the shows, and affection for the simplicity of the era. TV  

May 6, 2024

What's on TV? Thursday, May 11, 1967




As you can see from the image above, Milton Berle is the guest star on tonight's F Troop. It's part of what I think of as Berle's nostalgia tour on ABC (after being freed from his 20-year contract on NBC), which included a stop on Batman (as Louie the Lilac) and The Big Valley, as well as the short-lived revival of The Milton Berle Show as a weekly series in 1966. That show was the last time Berle would host his own series; from then on, it was guest appearances all the way (and, in truth, he was a fine dramatic actor). It might seem a comedown for the man once known as "Mr. Television," but it's better than hosting Jackpot Bowling, right? This week's shows come from the Northern California edition.

May 4, 2024

This week in TV Guide: May 6, 1967




The "minority" mentioned in the headline for Edith Efron's cover story is not a racial minority, or even a sexual minority. And, as Efron points out, it's not all that small, either. The "minority" refers to the audience for "the neglected stepchild of television," the documentary. And, surprise, the worn-out chestnuts about documentaries—that nobody watches them, that they only watch them when they're about movie stars, that only intellectuals watch them—well, they all turn out to be "lies, all lies."

According to the ratings books themselves, "documentaries ‘get ratings that are fully comparable to those of many entertainment shows." And there's no great difference in the demographic information between those who watch documentaries and those who watch entertainment programs. It seems worthwhile, therefore, to talk to some experts on the form and find out what kind of documentaries prove successful with the viewer, and why. 

In talking with news executives, documentary producers and directors, and investigative reporters, one thing is clear: storytelling is all-important. Reuven Frank, executive vice president of NBC News, says, "You cannot interest people unless you tell stories. Usually, in a good story there’s a protagonist, a conflict, and a resolution." That's a sentiment echoed by Thomas Wolf, VP and director of documentaries at ABC, who says, "The most successful documentaries have dramatic qualities—heroic protagonists, conflicts, a triumph of good over evil." Bob Drew, independent documentarian, says that "Nothing can compete with dramatic logic. Reality films must have similar ingredients to those in fiction—a protagonist, a dramatic conflict." 

Don Hyatt, producer of documentaries such as "The Tall American" and "The Road West" (which I've probably mentioned here in the past), says that "The successful documentary must, above all, have hero figures, figures that represent human ideals; it must have an empathetic projection of a certain idealism, a certain poetic, romantic view of this country, of life and of man." Ted Yates, who has produced or directed almost 90 documentaries for NBC, adds that "There is in fact, in reality, a dramatic composition to life. Good and bad, happiness and disaster—this is what makes the world go round. If you flatten it out, demolish the dramatic content of life, turn it into an illustrated lecture on statistics, you get dull life—and a dull documentary."

There's much more to this very long story, including a breakdown of the correlation between the subject matter of documentaries and the ratings they produce (no surprise; Americans are more interested in their own history than that of other countries), and whether or not networks have an obligation to look at subjects that are of relatively little interest, or if that's a judgment that goes beyond the scope of their duties. But the key takeaway I'm looking at comes from this quote by Efron: "The American public responds strongly to reality films to the degree that they resemble the dramatic art."

This points out both the greatest asset of the successful documentary, and the biggest flaw. A well-done documentary, and I've seen more than a few of them, can be gripping, spellbinding, captivating in such a way that it encourages the viewer to read more, to watch more, to learn more about the topic. The music, the narration, the writing and editing—all of it can combine to make a memorable, and, more important, a convincing, case in support of its thesis.

Don't get me wrong; I greatly enjoy well-made documentaries. Drew, Bud Greenspan, David L. Wolper, Errol Morris—I'll watch almost anything that comes from them. However, those same qualities that can make a documentary so compelling can also be used to craft a story that crosses the line between documentary and advocate piece, that seeks to promote an agenda or create a particular interpretation of a historical event. What's that old line about never letting the facts get in the way of a good story? And who says that historical events always have a dramatic story arc in the first place? 

How many times have we heard people complain that sports announces stick to a predetermined storyline and push it, over and over, regardless of what's playing out on the field? It happens a lot, and that's part of the danger I'm talking about—that, in service of creating the drama essential to a successful documentary, too many facts can be manipulated or compromised, too many complex ideas truncated, and decisions can be made based on how well they fit the narrative, rather than how they fit the truth. Once that happens, a program has ceased to be a documentary, and instead has become a docudrama. Just look online at the amount of space devoted to supposedly factual movies—The King's Speech is one egregious example that comes to mind—where changes are made to the historical record in the name of "dramatic license." 

I'm not pointing fingers here—the reason I bring it up, aside from the fact that it's the subject of a substantial piece in TV Guide—is that it demonstrates the power of television, and the danger. In an era when truth has never been more relative and when media is under a closer microscope than ever, it's undeniable that an article like this provides some food for thought. Yes, as Ted Yates points out, history should never be dull or stuffy, because it isn't. At the same time, though, remember the warning from John Ford's The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance: "When the legend becomes fact, print the legend." It's something that anyone who promotes drama Ã¼ber alles must keep in mind, especially with a medium like television.

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During the 60s, the Ed Sullivan Show and The Hollywood Palace were the premiere variety shows on television. Whenever they appear in TV Guide together, we'll match them up and see who has the best lineup.

Sullivan: Ed's scheduled guests: the Supremes; Xavier Cugat and his singing wife Charo; soprano Roberta Peters of the Metropolitan Opera; comedians Richard Pryor, and Claire and McMahon; singer Frank Ifield; and taped highlights from Holiday on Ice.

Palace: Host Gene Barry offers a dramatic reading about a man’s farewell to his soldier son. Guests are folk singer Theodore Bikel; comedians Jack E. Leonard, and Avery Schreiber and Jack Burns; singer Lana Cantrell; political satirist Mort Sahl; and Damorra and her doves.  

Interesting week. Ed leads with music, with the Supremes (always faves of his), plus Roberta Peters (who appeared on the show more than any other singer), and follows up with Richard Pryor. On the other hand, I've always liked Palace host Gene Barry, Mort Sahl certainly has a lot of material to work with right now, and Theo Bikel is always an interesting performer. Barry's reading of "So Long Son" is unexpected and movie, and on that basis, I'll give the nod to Palace this week.

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Throughout the 60s and early 70s, TV Guide's weekly reviews were written by the witty and acerbic Cleveland Amory. Whenever we get the chance, we'll look at Cleve's latest take on the shows of the era. 

We don't get over to National Educational Television very often in this space, which means, as Cleveland Amory points out, "you have been missing many happy happenings." Chief among them is the network's anthology series NET Playhouse, "a truly extraordinary series" which seeks to present, on a weekly basis, major plays and films, including offerings from new writers. 

NET Playhouse is, in Cleve's estimation, responsible for "the two best-produced classics yet seen anywhere on TV," Chekhov’s "Uncle Vanya" and Ibsen’s "An Enemy of the People." Both boasted stellar casts—"Vanya" stars Sir Michael Redgrave, Sir Laurence Olivier, Rosemary Harris, Joan Plowright, and Dame Sybil Thorndike, while "An Enemy of the People" hasJames Daly, Kate Reid, Philip Bosco, Barbara Dana, William Prince and George Voskovee—and present dark, intense, and provocative ideas. There hasn't been anything like them seen on American television since the Golden Age presentations of Playhouse 90, Hallmark Hall of Fame, and Dupont Show of the Month, and they justify the potential that so many had always seen in educational television. That's not to say that every presentation on NET Playhouse is a home run; Shaw’s "Misalliance" and Wilde’s "The Importance of Being Earnest" were both talky and over the top. That's offset, though, by a "superb" documentary on the Battle of Culloden by Peter Watkins, in Amory's opinion, "the world's leading documentarian."
 
Tempting as it might be for us to assume that NET Playhouse simply morphed into Masterpiece Theatre, it would be a mistake to do so. True, many of the productions do come from the BBC, but others are strictly American in both content and performance, while still others come from Canada and France, among other countries. Additionally, the series offered not just plays and historical documentaries, but operas, concerts, and profiles as well as well; a look at the six-year history of NET Playhouse includes programs as varied as "The Trail of Tears" with Joseph Cotten, Johnny Cash, and Jack Palance; Duke Ellington's "Concert of Sacred Music," and "America, Inc." with Abbie Hoffman. I've mentioned before that one of the early controversies involving NET/PBS was the network's dependence on British imports at the expense of American productions; nowhere is this more apparent than in contrasting Masterpiece Theatre with the variety seen here. It is, I think, another example of public broadcasting's abdication of one of their prime obligations, and by now it's too late to turn around; not only has public broadcasting changed, so has the public.

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We've talked about the United Network in the past, the fourth network wannabe that started life as the Overmyer Network and ended life after one month of programming. The first and only program to be carried on United was The Las Vegas Show, a two-hour talk-variety show hosted by Bill Dana, which premiered on May 1. On Monday, KLOC, the independent station in Modesto, signs on to The Las Vegas Show, carrying it at 8:30 p.m. PT. It was envisioned as a challenger in the late-night sweepstakes, but, as we can see here, scheduling was all over the map, with some stations (such as KLOC) carrying it in primetime, and others even showing it in daytime. (As you can see from the ad at the left, the show was a goodfit for CBS affiliates lacking a late-night show of their own.) The show, and the network, ended abruptly on June 1; Dana would memorably quip later that "I'm the first man in history to sink an entire network." Robert has an excellent overview of the program at Television Obscurities, including a comment by our own Mike Doran. It's another interesting case of what might have been.

Speaking of the late-night wars, The Doan Report notes early troubles for ABC's Joey Bishop Show, which premiered on April 17, with some critics predicting the show "was not long for this TV world." Initial reviews were "kind but mostly unenthusiastic"; the early ratings were not kind, with the only available figures showing that Bishop was outdrawn in New York by the late movie. ABC boss Leonard Goldenson defends the show, saying that the network had "no expectation that Joey was going to come on like gang busters," and noting that Bishop has a 39-week contract and committed sponsors. Ratings do improve over time, though never challenging Johnny Carson except on rare occasions, and when the show leaves the air in December 1969, it's due to a contract dispute between Bishop and the network.

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The sports highlight of the week is the 93rd running of the Kentucky Derby, live from Churchill Downs in Louisville (Saturday, 2:00 p.m., CBS). Proud Clarion is the upset winner, with Derby favorite Damascus finishing third; Damascus, however, will storm back to win the Preakness and Belmont Stakes, and is named three-year-old horse of the year. Later, Wide World of Sports expands to two hours to cover the 37th annual Notre Dame Old-Timers' Football Game, pitting recent alumni against the varsity team (5:00 p.m., ABC). It's the last year for the Old Timers' Game; next season, two squads of varsity players will face each other, a popular format that's now used by virtually every major college as part of their spring practice. No wonder; can you imagine NFL teams allowing their young players to take part in an exhibition game like this today?

On Sunday, Robert Goulet and Mary Grover star in a television adaptation of Rogers and Hammerstein's "Carousel" (9:00 p.m.), part of ABC's revival of Armstrong Circle Theatre as a series of occasional specials. Pernell Roberts and Charlie Ruggles are part of the supporting cast. You can see it at YouTube; don't be intimidated by the running time on the video; the actual program is less than two hours. This was one of three Broadway musical adaptations shown by ABC under the Circle Theatre imprimatur, the other two being "Brigadoon" in 1966 (also starring Goulet, with Sally Ann Howes and Peter Falk), and "Kismet," later in 1967, with Jose Ferrer, Barbara Eden, Anna Maria Alberghetti, and George Chakiris. 

I think we'd all agree that, despite the occasional documentary or educational special, most television programming has at least something to do with the pursuit of pleasure. Coincidentally, that's the title of an NBC News Special on Monday (10:00 p.m.), hosted by Sander Vanocur. In this case, the pleasure that the young generation is pursuing is mostly related to sex and drugs, as evidenced by some of those interviewed: Timothy Leary, advocating LSD; Ralph Ginzburg, convicted of publishing pornography; and Ray Anthony, author of The Housewife's Handbook on Selective Promiscuity. Also included is a debate on the amount of freedom a society can permit without destroying itself, featuring Hugh Hefner, William F. Buckley Jr., and Harvard Divinity School's Dr. Harvey Cox. That last question is something we're finding the answer to which right now, methinks.

An otherwise-lackluster Tuesday is perked-up considerably with an appearance by the comedy team of Bob and Ray on Today (7:00 a.m., NBC). Granted, they're pretty low-key, sly satirists; still, you have to wonder if the early-morning audience is ready for their humor. But then, Ernie Kovacs started out with a morning show in Philadelphia, so perhaps they're just what the doctor ordered for a good start to the day. I know that would have been the case for me.

There is no MST3K alert this week, which is a pity, but there's at lease one movie that should have been on the show: College Confidential (1960), with columnists Walter Winchell, Sheilah Graham, Earl Wilson and Louis Sobol portraying themselves in a story of a college sociology professor studying student sex habits (Wednesday, 6:00 p.m., KGO in San Francisco). It stars Steve Allen, Jayne Meadows, and Mamie Van Doren; among the supporting cast are Rocky Marciano, Conway Twitty, Pamela Mason, Elisha Cook Jr., and Mickey Shaughnessy. Howard Thompson, in The New York Times, wrote of Steve and Jayne that "it is truly painful to find them co-starring in a piece of movie claptrap like College Confidential."

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isn't the only Golden Age show being dusted off this week; on Thursday, the Colgate Comedy Hour makes a return, with a contemporary twist courtesy of producer George Schlatter (10:00 p.m., NBC). Among the acts are Rowan and Martin (a preview of next year's Laugh-In?), Shelley Berman, Bob Newhart, Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks (doing the 2000-year-old man bit), Dick Shawn, Phyllis Diller, and more. It's up against ABC Stage 6 and the musical revue "Rodgers and Hart Today" (10:00 p.m.), with Petula Clark, Bobby Darin, the Supremes, the Mamas and the Papas, the Doodletown Pipers, and Count Basie and his orchestra. And don't dismiss F Troop earlier in the evening, with guest star Milton Berle as Wise Owl (8:00 p.m.).

If you've learned anything about me over the years we've been doing this site together, it's that I have a fine eye for irony, and that's in evidence on Friday night with a couple of competing programs. At 9:00 p.m. on the aforementioned NET Playhouse, it's "Acquit or Hang!" a courtroom drama based on the court-martial of ten mutineers from the HMS Bounty. The title comes from a section of the 1792 naval regulations that states "sailors who do not try to prevent a mutiny share equal guilt with active mutineers." The ten defendants in the court-martial claim they took no part in the mutiny, but did they try to prevent it? Only two verdicts are available to the panel: acquit, or hang. Now here's the good part: the movie on opposite it, at the same time, is—you guessed it—Mutiny on the Bounty, the 1935 version with Charles Laughton, Clark Gable, and Franchot Tone. (KXTV, Sacramento)

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Finally, a couple of celebrity profiles. John Banner, who as Sergeant Schultz owns the title of "the most huggable Nazi on TV," has some strong words for those who criticize his character. Banner’s reply: “There is no such thing as a cuddly Nazi. Maybe Goering was cuddly to his wife; he wasn’t cuddly to the city of Rotterdam. I would refuse to play a sympathetic Nazi. Schultz is not a Nazi. I see Schultz as the representative of some kind of goodness in any generation." 

He's enjoyed a long career as a character actor in Hollywood, and he's had the occasion to play numerous Nazis in war stories. "Who can play Nazis better than us Jews?" He rejects the idea that he's "an instrument of Hitlerism," and the fan mail he receives would seem to back up the assertion that critics of the show are overthinking the whole thing. "It amazes me, the response from kids. Beautiful blondes don’t write me. It’s always kids. I go over big with them. I’m not a father figure. I’m more the good uncle. It’s so touching." It's evidence that, contrary to his character, John Banner knows far more than nothing.

On the cover is Harry Morgan, Jack Webb's new partner on the revival of Dragnet. Harry is playing essentially the same character as that played for so many years by Ben Alexander on the radio and TV versions of the show. (In fact, Webb tried to get Alexander for the revival, but he was under contract for the ABC drama Felony Squad.) 

He's a man who's seen a lot in his long years in Hollywood, and not much bothers him anymore. He understands how some actors could be troubled, or at least distracted, by Webb's constant presence on the Dragnet set, how he could micromanage every gesture seen on the screen. Not at this stage in his career, he replies; "Matter of fact, I don't think it ever really did." 

Speaking of his time on Pete and Gladys, in which he co-starred with the temperamental Cara Williams, he admits that "I wasn't sorry to see it end." It probably took "a lot of deep breathing" during the two seasons of the show, says writer Mike Fessier Jr. And he's philosophical about his career; he knows that "maybe he could have done better if he were a different kind of guy," one with "more push." But then, there are plenty of his friends, good actors, who are now "selling shoes at the department store or pumping gas." And the fact is he's done well enough with his real-estate investments that he really doesn't have to work at all if he doesn't want to. 

Like Banner, Harry Morgan is popular with his colleagues and those who've worked with him in the past. Says one, "He’s a very well-rounded citizen. He’s droll, pleasant, philosophical. A fine example of a man." And just think: he hasn't even played his most famous role yet. TV  

May 3, 2024

Around the dial




Xt bare-bones e-zine, Jack's Hitchcock Project continues with the second te,leplay from the team of Albert E. Lewin and Burt Styler, "Craig's Will," a rare Hitchcock comedy, with a fitting cast including Dick Van Dyke and Stella Stevens. 

If you've been reading along, you know that David's been going through prime-timebib television of the 1970s at Comfort TV, to see "if it's possible to watch at least one episode" from every series. Well, you can cross off another series, with the discovery of an episode from The Chicago Teddy Bears. Remember that series?

At Realweegiemidget, Gill looks at that rare breed of TV-movie that acts as an anthology, with separate segments (think Trilogy of Terror for example). Rex Harrison Presents Stories of Love was a pilot for an unsold TV series, with a cast including Agnes Moorehead, Bill Bixby, Leonard Nimoy, and Juliet Mills.

John returns to the British anthology series Armchair Theatre (I always enjoy typing that name), and the offbeat "A Bit of a Lift," deeply flawed but still worth watching (isn't that the way with most TV, though?), and including casual sex, rape, thoughts of suicide, and more. What else do you need?

Combine the words "retro" and "TV," and you're likely to get my attention. That's what happens at Silver Scenes, where the Metzingers report on the new FAST channel PBS Retro, featuring 1970s, 80s, and 90s shows, mostly from the network's inventory of children's programming.

I've long-ago given up on the new version of Doctor Who, but I'm still a fan of the original. (Why else would I have shelled out big bucks recently for personally autographed pictures of Tom Baker and Sylvester McCoy?), So you'll want to read Mike's review at A View from the Junkyard, aof the new colorized version of "The Daleks."

As good as Alex Trebek was, Art Fleming has always been my host of Jeopardy!, and if that makes me old, bite me! On this 100th anniversary of Fleming's birth, Travanche looks back on Fleming's career, and how it lead to the Jeopardy! podium.

One of these days I'll get back to watching Maverick (I've only made it through season one so far), but at Television's New Frontier: The 1960s, we're up to 1962, the fifth and final season of the show, with Jack Kelly carrying on as the sole Maverick brother.

Martin Grams has an interesting little article on the "lost" Batman episode featuring the villain Two-Face, which was written by Harlan Ellison and would have been part of the show's third season until it was cancelled; reportedly, Two-Face would have been played by Clint Eastwood. 

I've written about Lawrence Welk several times, including just a couple of years ago, and that's also Paul's subject at Drunk TV. Paul calls himself "a born-again Welk-oholic," and looks at how the show offers a glimpse into a long-gone past.

I've had some really interesting comments the last week or two, and if you've left one of them and you're hoping I'm not ignoring you, I'm not—it's just that between a busy schedule and a bout of lethargy, I've fallen behind again. Hang on, I'll get to you! TV