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November 9, 2024

This week in TV Guide: November 9, 1974




A good rule of thumb in life is this: given a choice of TV Guide issues, choose the one with Sophia Loren on the cover. She's the cover story this week, in Edith Efron's "An Appreciation" that ties in to Tuesday night's Hallmark Hall of Fame remake of "Brief Encounter" (8:30 p.m. ET, NBC), which Loren stars in with Richard Burton. 

Noel Coward's timeless "lyric-tragic" story of two married strangers who meet in a train station and begin a passionate but unconsummated affair, so intensely British in its themes of repression and class, sees the heroine's nationality changed from British to Italian to match the star's own nationality; such a change has raised the eyebrows of Coward purists, but, says Efron, Loren is "the very physical incarnation of the British heroine" of the story. And despite the change, Loren says, "the love story remains what it was, because Love with a capital L never dies and never gets old-fashioned."

Love is an important part of Sophia Loren's life—"I need to love and be loved," she says—and believes strongly in that aspect of Coward's stories. "Private Lives" remains a favorite of hers; "Noel Coward was a great friend of mine; he wanted to do 'Private Lives' with me and with Cary Grant." She is drawn to romantic art and literature, and the music of Chopin, Liszt, and Tchaikovsky, filled with combinations of beauty and torment, love and pain. It is, in many ways, an outgrowth of her childhood during the war, her subsequent move to Rome in her early teens, a time she calls "trying to find my way out, trying to do things, to find out how to live." She has always been looking how to make life "something beautiful, something important, something extraordinary." It hasn't stopped despite her stardom. "Shall I stop living now, because I have got what I wanted? No—there is still something exciting—I don't even know what it is—something wonderful that I look forward to."

"Power and confidence emanate from this cool, beautiful woman," Efron observes, and "Brief Encounter" producer Cecil Clarke says that in working with her, he was struck by "her immense intelligence. Every comment, every question she's raised, has been strikingly intelligent." An excecutive at Britain's ATV echos these impressions; "She's got tremendous power, tremendous presence. You see her mind working constantly." After spending a few hours with her, Efron notes how difficult it is to reconcile this with her "sex-goddess-next-door-who-cooks-pasta" reputation in the world press. "Ho, you know, not everyone says that about me," she shrugs. "It all depends on the writer. That kind of story always surprises me. I'm not like that." 

The reviews for "Brief Encounter" are not kind, particularly when it comes to the production end. Of Loren's performance, the New York Times critic John J. O'Connor says that, if anything, she was too beautiful for the part of an ordinary English housewife. (We should all have such problems.) But, having experienced her up close and personal, Efron knows that she has "a profound affinity with the romantic Noel Coward world." For that world, she is a "good choice for the heroine of that little British masterpiece." Perhaps, even, "an inspired one."

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From 1963 to 1976, TV Guide's weekly reviews were written by the witty and acerbic Cleveland Amory. Whenever they appear, we'll look at Cleve's latest take on the shows of the era.  

Between The Bold Ones and Good Morning America, David Hartman starred in a series called Lucas Tanner. It was about a schoolteacher who was dedicated to his craft and his students; television hadn't yet caught up to the idea of doing a series about crummy schoolteachers. And, let me tell you, Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest has nothing on the earnestness of this series. It is, as Cleveland Amory says, "Sensitive with a capital S," and I suppose there are worse things for a TV series.

There's always a backstory in shows like this, and Lucas Tanner's is that his wife and child were killed in an automobile accident, for which he blames himself. (I want to say that there were some marital troubles involved and that his wife was returning to him at the time of the accident, but I may be confusing this with some other Sensitive series out there.) Looking for a way to make a difference in life, he decides to leave his profession as a sportswriter and become a teacher. His methods are  unorthodox, of course; that's the way of it with all heroic teachers. But his students need him, and ultimately that's what matters.

In fact, as Cleve notices, everyone seems to need Lucas: sensitive female students and old female friends, who are "always throwing themselves at him"; the boy next door, who's on a first-name basis with him; the principal, who overlooks his unorthodox methods because they produce results; and the scriptwriters, becuase, "if there's one thing a Hollywood scriptwriter wants to be besides a psychiatrist, it's a teacher." It's all designed to give you a warm feeling when it's all over, and for the most part it does. And if nothing else, it puts on display all those qualities David Hartman has that made him so successful on morning television for so many years.

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On weeks when we can, we'll match up two of the biggest rock shows of the era, NBC's The Midnight Special and the syndicated Don Kirshner's Rock Concert, and see who's better, who's best.

Kirshner #1: Two different syndicated Kirshner episodes this week; in the first one, Donovan, Felix Cavaliere, and Michael Murphy are the guests. Songs include "Sunshine Superman," "Catch the Wind." (Donovan)

Kirshner #2: The Ohio Players ("Jive Turkey," "Skin Tight"); John Sebastian ("Black Satin Kid," "Dixie Chicken"); and Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show ("Insane Asylum," "Happy Trails.")

Special: Barry White, Love Unlimited, Love Unlimited Orchestra, and the Eric Burdon Band. Songs include "Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up," "Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe," "I've Found Someone," "Love Train," "You're the First, the Last, My Everything." 

I suppose I'm showing both my age and my viewing habits by admitting that I've always had a soft spot for Barry White; "Love's Theme" served as the opening for ABC's golf coverage for more than 20 years, and hearing it automatically takes me back to high drama on the back nine in the final round of the U.S. Open. And while that's not listed as one of the songs on this week's Special, old allegiances die hard. Add in the Eric Burdon Band, and you've got an unbeatable combination no matter which episode of Kirshner it faces, and gives The Midnight Special the prize this week.

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Since I just raised the topic of sports, let's look at Melvin Durslag's talk with Don Meredith, now the former "resident humorist, country philosopher and sometime Cosell-baiter" of ABC's Monday Night Football. For the last four seasons, Meredith was part of the announcing team that made MNF one of the most culturally significant sports shows in television history. After the end of last season, though, Meredith made the decision to leave ABC for NBC, signing a three-year, $750,000 contract for appearances "in sports, drama and variety offerings."

Why did Meredith leave such an outrageously successful program, one that had brought him fame to surpass that which he achieved as quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys? "We got so illogically successful that it was ridiculous," he says. "How could three guys sitting in a booth at a football game stir such commotion, gain such fame and earn so much?" He cites one calculation that more people see a single MNF broadcast than saw Gone with the Wind, The Sound of Music, and Fron Here to Eternity combined, and more than had seen Hamlet. "Weighing this in my head, I knew that values were twisted somewhere. I am not completely pure of mind and spirit, but I knew this was crazy." He became jaded and lazy, and wound up wishing he'd left a season earlier.

Meredith denies that the move had anything to do with animosity between himself and his frienemy, Howard Cosell. It's true, he allows, that there were times when he and announcer Frank Gifford had their fill of their colleague. "But at no time did we reach the stage where we coldn't live with each other." There are similarities to his decision to give up playing for the Cowboys in 1968, after just nine seasons. "[I] came to the point where I didn't care for the blood attitude of the game. It was out of 'synch' with my way of thinking. I felt there had to be experiences in life more enjoyable."

Not that he regrets his experience on MNF. It saved him from a career in a brokerage house in Houston, an experience he loathed. He gives Cosell proper credit for making Monday Night Football must-see TV. But beyond the money, the personal appearances, the endorsements, he was becoming more and more disenchanted. "The money was great, but I didn't like what I had to do for it." Speaking of on-air friction with Cosell, he says, "I decided I was taking it out on Cosell because of the respect I had lost for myself." Letters praising him for giving it to that "abrasive, Brooklyn-reared Jew" made him sick. (Meredith's wife is Jewish.) Looking around the Orange Bowl last season and seeing all the fan-made signs glorifying the three of them was apparently the last straw. "I thought about the trouble required to make those signs. Why would people waste their time?" He and his colleagues had become bigger than the game—something anathema to an athlete who respected the sport. "Monday Night Football had been good to me. But now it was a trip I wanted no part of."

He's now part of a far-more sedate broadcast booth, working with Curt Gowdy on NBC's primary game of the week. He also hopes to become a full-time actor, and goes on to make recurring appearances on the network's drama Police Story. He makes a comeback to Monday Night Football in 1977, remaining until 1984, retiring after working ABC's first Super Bowl, but much of his original enthusiasm seemed to be missing. Sometimes you can't go home again. 

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I hadn't particularly planned on writing about movies this week, but there's a surfeit of material here, and another reminder (as if we needed one) as to how much network television has changed without the presence of movies in the weekly schedule. With some help from TV Guide's resident movie critic Judith Crist, we'll look at what the week has to offer, beginning Saturday with the fourth airing of one of the classic made-for-TV movies, Brian's Song (8:30 p.m., ABC), with James Caan, Billy Dee Williams, and Jack Warden. It's not the only sports movie of the night, though, as NBC counters with Winning (9:00 p.m.), a "simple-minded, stale-plotted auto-racing movie" that nonetheless proved a box-office smash with Paul Newman, Joanne Woodward, Richard Wagner, and Richard Thomas, along with a host of real-life racing figures. As an extra reward, it also features an excellent score by Dave Grusin.

If you haven't had your fill of Paul Newman yet, you've got two more opportunities on Sunday afternoon's matinee movies, with a choice between his Oscar-nominated perforamnce in Hud (4:00 p.m., WTNH in New Haven) and his take as a cynical private detective in Harper (4:00 p.m., WLVI in Boston) The highlight, though, is the television premiere of Dr. No (9:00 p.m., ABC), the first movie in the James Bond franchise, with Sean Connery unforgettable as the British super-spy, Ursula Andress memorable as Honey Ryder, Jack Lord as the first incarnation of Bond's CIA contact Felix Leiter, and Joseph Wiseman as the refreshingly unexaggerated title character. It's the start of a long and successful relationship between the Bond movies and ABC.

It's another TV-premiere on Monday, with Walter Matthau and Carol Burnett starring in Pete 'n' Tillie (9:00 p.m., NBC). The story of a romance and marriage bedtween two "middle-aging realists" starts out strong, but cliches, and "too many jokes about age and homosexuality" deflate the movie. Tuesday, it's that Hall of Fame broadcast of "Brief Encounter," as well as an ABC Movie of the Week, All the Kind Strangers (8:30 p.m.), starring a pre-Mike Hammer Stacy Keach and Samantha Eggar as motorists being held hostage by a family of orphans looking for new parents. Strangers wasn't available for preview, so we don't know what Crist thinks of it, but we can only guess. 

We do know what she thinks of the Wednesday Movie of the Week, though. The Gun (8:30 p.m., ABC), written by the famed combo of Richard Levinson and William Link, and directed by John Badham, is the story of a gun, from the time of its manufacture to its useage. "Without a polemic or a push, with a completely credible series of human-interest episodes that demonstrate the effect of the gun on the lives of those who own it, the authors make their message crystal clear—and you will have a thrilling time absorbing it." Oh, and if you want to check out Lucas Tanner (9:00 p.m., NBC), you find Lucas helping out that neighbor boy next door (Robbie Rist), whose grandmother, with whom he lives, is battling a critical case of pneumonia. 

On Thursday, we get a breather from the movies, unless you want to count Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (9:00 p.m., CBS), the fourth in the series, with Roddy McDowall now elevated to star status. "This one's brightly scripted, tightly directed, imaginatively designed and good fun." The night's other offerings include the season premiere of The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau (8:00 p.m., ABC), with Joseph Campanella narrating "Life at the End of the World," a journey that traces Darwin's travels in the 1830s. Later, on the excellent detective series Harry O (10:00 p.m., ABC), Harry provides protection for a murder witness (Barbara Anderson) who refuses to believe her own life might be in jeopardy. Ah, it's a private detective's headache assignment. 

We'll stick with ABC for Friday night, where two of the three primetime shows boast either new days or new times or both, starting with part one of a two-part Kung Fu (8:00 p.m.) that finds Caine back in China with the priests of his temple under attack. That's followed by The Six Million Dollar Man (9:00 p.m.), and Steve trying to clear Oscar Goldman of involvement in a plot to pilfer $25 million in government gold. Since Richard Anderson played a bad guy (or a suspicious one) in many a TV series over the years, it's a plausible plot. The night wraps up with The Night Stalker (10:00 p.m.), and Kolchak uncovering a mystery—and a vicious dog—as part of an ambitious politican's campaign. If you still want a movie, check out the classic version of King Kong (10:00 p.m., WLVI), with Fay Wray trapped on the top of the Empire State Building. I think you can give the Cathy Lee Crosby made-for-TV version of Wonder Woman a pass (11:30 p.m., ABC) a pass, though; it just isn't the same.

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Finally, some industry news. Robert Blake is set to star in a new television series being produced by Universal. They may or may not have known it at the time, but that series will be Baretta. Talking of Baretta always leads to its predecessor, Toma, and its star, Tony Musante, has turned down a 12-episode deal to make more episodes for ABC. He's also wrapped up work on the ABC Theater presentation of "The Trial of Lt. William Calley," in which he plays the officer at the center of the My Lai Massacre; the network is holding on to it until the Calley case has been resolved. (It airs in January, 1975.) Adam West is back doing a guest shot on Emergency! after having spent some time working overseas. The Law, an NBC telemovie starring Judd Hirsh, has generated enough enthusiasm in the executive suite that three one-hour sequels have already been filmed; it's rumored as a replacement for the aforementioned Lucas Tanner, said to be on the chopping block. And the best news of all: William Conrad will be hosting the Thanksgiving Day parade coverage on CBS. It's just around the corner, you know. TV  

June 4, 2022

This week in TV Guide: June 7, 1969




As you have undoubtedly noticed over these many years, I don't always feature the cover story first, and sometimes I don't even write about it at all. It depends on my fickle nature, the barometric pressure, and other mysteries of life. Sometimes, however, the cover gets in your face, so to speak, and forces itself on you whether you like it or not. This is one of those instances. You'd be asking about it anyway, so here it is.

Dancing is a big deal on television of the 1960s. Most variety shows have their own dance troupes, prominently featured in the opening credits (The June Taylor Dancers!)*, singers employ them to enliven a static stage, and shows like Hulabaloo thrive on them. And one of the busiest dancers out there is Debbie Macomber—so busy, apparently, she can't even stand still for the cover. She was a regular on The Jerry Lewis Show, good enough that she was actually put under contract, a rarety in the business. She would have been on Turn-On, had ABC not turned it off. She played a dancing version of Holly Golightly in a musical version of Breakfast at Tiffanys that was so bad it closed before it opened. She almost got into the movie Cabaret, but "they gave the part to some buxom, sexy dame." 

*Or the Juul Haalmeyer Dancers, if you prefer.

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Dancing is a way for her to reach out and touch people, to "make everyone feel they are dancing." It also fills an emptiness in her life; her father is dead, her mother is all the family she has, and she "has no boyfriends—only male friends who are dancers." (They probably wouldn't be any help in the boyfriend market, anyway.) Dancing is her life. She loves "the show-business atmosphere, the drive, the competition"; Jerry Lewis is "the greatest man I ever worked for," and is into astrology, meditation and the metaphysical, numerology, and the psychic world. And even though dancers, she says, "work the hardest and are paid the least," she stays with it because it is her future. 

What is the future for Debbie Macomber? Her IMDb bio is virtually non-existent; her last listed credit is the aforementioned Turn-On. There is, as it turns out, a fairly prominent Debbie Macomber, but unless I'm very mistaken, the well-known and best-selling romance novelist is not the same as the not-quite famous dancer. After all, the author Debbie Macomber has a net worth of about $10 million, and as we know, dancers aren't paid that much.

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Throughout the 60s and early 70s, TV Guide's weekly reviews were written by the witty and acerbic Cleveland Amory. Whenever we get the chance, we'll look at Cleve's latest take on the shows of the era. 

The Hollywood Squares, Cleveland Amory writes, is really "several games in one." That is, I think, overcomplicating the matter. In fact, I'm not even sure it's a game at all, not in the competitive way we think of it. Sure, there are winners and losers, and anyone who wins five consecutive times also wins a new car; even if you don't get the car, there's money to be won—not enough to retire on, perhaps, but you could at least relax with a nice dinner.

Amory finds that part of the show a little complicated, though, and wisely skips over it in favor of what The Hollywood Squares is really all about: Peter Marshall feeding questions to celebrities, who respond with a variety of jokes, one-liners and double-entendres. The same thing could probably be accomplished sitting on the couch with Johnny on The Tonight Show. But would it be as much fun?

Cleve doesn't dwell on that question, and it's really a pointless one, just as it was trying to figure out whether or not You Bet Your Life was anything other than a vehicle for Groucho. And as far as I know, he's not on the Squares, but Vincent Price is, and he is Amory's favorite among those panelists who are "primarily good jokesters rather than good guessers." Close behind Price is Paul Lynde, whose answers are part of television lore. "Paul," Peter Marshall asks, "what should you call half a pair of pants?" "Indecent," Lynde replies. Marshall calls The Hollywood Squares "the wildest show in the world." "It isn't all that," Amory says, "but it's a lot more for your money than most game shows, and these days that's something"

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Outwardly, there's nothing in Arnold Hano's profile of David Hartman that suggests someday he'll be the extremely popular, outrageously successful host of ABC's morning news program Good Morning America. Oh, the article covers the usual terrain; how he majored in economics at Duke University, did a tour in the Air Force, paid his dues as a struggling actor for several years, and finally made it as a regular on The Virginian before he was plucked from the West to become a doctor as part of NBC's upcoming series The Bold Ones

When you look at it that way, there's nothing to distinguish David Hartman from any other up-and-coming television star of the era. But, as is so often the case when one looks at things retrospectively, the signs not only are there, they're obvious. I mean, read the following paragraph: "Such is the buoyant view of life of David Hartman. Call it the power of positive delusion. He kids himself into thinking that not only does every cloud have a silver lining, but the cloud itself is beautiful." Doesn't that perfectly describe a morning show host? Frank Price of Universal says of him, "He's so nice, it's scary." Hano describes him as "the nicest young man since Jimmy Stewart wrestled evil on the floor of Congress one score and nine years ago" Older woman want to mother him, younger women want to date him. He blushes when a girlfriend asks him to kiss her over the phone. 

Hartman grew up in a caring home; "This open-handed, warm, loving treatment has left its mark. 'I'm not a closed person,' says David Hartman. 'I like to express myself. American men are too often afraid to feel, to emote It's a pity. The foreign male is not afraid. He's not even afraid to kiss another man. If I like something, I'm effusive." I'm left wondering why it took another six-and-a-half years for a network to put him on in the morning. I mean, this guy has it all.

And in case you're wondering, I'm not doing a hit piece on him. I liked him on Good Morning America; I liked him when he'd appear with Jerry Lewis on the Labor Day telethons. I liked him in The Bold Ones. (Lucas Tanner, not so much.) But the next time a network wants to write a job desciption for a morning show host, all they need to do is read this article.

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Whenever we enter the summer season, I'm always left with one thought: among the reruns that dominate the airwaves, will I find anything interesting? Now, your idea of what's interesting may be different from mine, but as I've pointed out before, I'm the one sitting behind the keyboard, so I get to choose. And what have I chosen this week?

Well, arguably the biggest show of the week is the 21st annual Emmy Awards (Sunday, 9:00 p.m. CT, CBS), hosted by Bill Cosby at the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium, and Merv Griffin at Carnegie Hall in New York. You can see by the close up that the folks who owned this TV Guide were keeping score at home, which is a detail I really appreciate; it feels like I'm holding a piece of history you can date all the way back to the broadcast. (The winners are circled.)


A couple of interesting tidbits; first, according to the always-reliable Wikipedia, NET Playhouse's win as Outstanding Drama Series was the first ever win in a major category by a show from outside the big three networks. Second, in an effort to prevent the same performers and programs from winning each year, all shows that had aired more than two seasons were ineligible. Intriguing idea, s'il vous plaît? (Another interesting item: the show is scheduled for a 90-minute running time. Right.)

Arguably, the biggest sports event of the week is on ABC's Wide World of Sports: highlights of the Indianapolis 500 (Saturday, 4:00 p.m.), held Friday, May 30. It's a historic race, as the great Mario Andretti wins his one and only Indy 500. This was always one of the highlights of the Wide World year, given that same-day taped coverage won't begin for another two years, and live coverage doesn't start until 1986. If you want to see it as it happens, you've got two choices: pay to go see the closed-circuit broadcast in a local theater, or listen to the live broadcast on the radio. (To this day, true fans like yours truly watch the race with the sound muted and listen on the radio.) 

That's not the only sports headliner, though; at the same time on CBS, Majestic Prince goes for the Triple Crown at the Belmont Stakes, trying to be the first to claim the Crown since Citation in 1948. Alas, it's not to be, as the Prince finishes second to Arts and Letters, the second-place finisher in the Derby and Preakness.

And speaking of sports, this note from The Doan Report, that old favorites such as Laugh-In and Lucy have a new kind of competition on the way: ABC has agreed to telecast 13 consecutive weeks of prime-time football next season from the newly merged National and American Football Leagues. "Each game will run close to midnight or after in the East." It's a prime-time breakthrough for pro sports; the deal is "for a 'minimum' of three years." Fifty-three years later, it's still going.

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Earlier in this issue, you read Cleveland Amory's review of The Hollywood Squares, and a few weeks ago, I wrote about a profile of Peter Marshall. Well, there's no reason not to keep; a good thing going, so we'll start with Saturday morning's Storybook Squares (11:00 a.m., NBC), in which our favorite celebrities play nursery rhyme and other children's characters. Remember that? Cliff Arquette played himself, or rather Charley Weaver, just as he did on the regular version, but otherwise you have Abby Dalton playing Little Miss Muffet, Nanette Fabray as The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe, Stu Gilliam as Merlin the Wizard, Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams (natch), and others. In case you're curious how that worked, you can see an episode here from February 22, 1969, and since this week's show is a rerun, it might very well be this one.

Also on Saturday: it was a couple of weeks ago that I wrote about the "wedding of the year" on Mister Peepers, and mentioned other big TV weddings, but here's one I neglected: Max and Agent 99 on Get Smart (7:00 p.m., NBC). I really did think that killed the show, but then what do I know? Best to opt for the debut of The Johnny Cash Show, the summer replacement for The Hollywood Palace (8:30 p.m., ABC). On this premiere show, Johnny's guests are Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell, Doug Kershaw, and Fannie Flagg. His regulars are June Carter and the Carter Family, Carl Perkins, the Statler Brothers, and the Tennessee Three. Not bad, not bad.

Leaving aside the Emmys, the most interesting thing about Sunday might be that tonight's Smothers Brothers Show (8:00 p.m.) is the last show of the series, CBS's patience having finally run out. Beginning next week, Hee Haw, a country variety show, debuts in this time spot. Including its 23 seasons in first-run syndication, the Kornfield Kounty rubes stick around until 1993. Of personal interest, The Frank McGee Report (4:30 p.m., NBC) covers the Minneapolis mayoralty race, between conservative independent Charles Stenvig, running on a law-and-order platform, and liberal Republican Joe Angotti. I remember this election well; we had a Stenvig sign on our lawn, and he would win the first of his three terms as mayor, before being defeated by Democrat Al Hofstede. To date, Stenvig is the last non-Democrat mayor of Minneapolis, and that may explain a lot.

On Monday, Steed and Mrs. Peel go up against "The Fear Merchants." No, it's not those people from the National Institutes of Health; it's the latest plot by a megalomaniac businessman to conquer the world, in The Avengers (6:30 p.m., ABC). After that, it's the local debut of The Allen Ludden Show (9:30 p.m., KDTV); the password is "variety," with his guests Ken Berry, Harvey Korman, and Gerri Granger.

Talk about a man who can do it all: Yves Montand hosts a one-man variety hour on this rerun of NET Festival (Tuesday, 8:00, NET), which features him singing in French, dancing with the Dirk Sanders Ballet, and performing classic Nichols and May skits with the recorded voice of his wife, actress Simone Signoret.

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, and another one of those Charlie Brown specials that didn't really catch on, not like Christmas and the Pumpkin: You're in Love, Charlie Brown (7:30 p.m., CBS). This is, according to the always-reliable Wikipedia, notable in that it is the first television appearance of Peppermint Patty, who would eventually come to take over a good part of the storytelling in the strip. This Peanuts cartoon aired six times on the network. That's followed by a repeat doubleheader from Hooterville: at 8:00 p.m. on CBS, The Beverly Hillbillies head there to celebrate Thanksgiving with those folks from Petticoat Junction and Green Acres; next, Petticoat Junction's Uncle Joe crosses over to Green Acres as part of Hooterville's centennial celebration. If only they could have done a Petticoat Junction episode with someone from one of the other two shows—but no, it's time for Hawaii Five-O next, and there's no crossover from anything there.

A couple of great variety show lineups stand out on Thursday; This is Tom Jones (8:00 p.m., ABC) features Mama Cass Elliot, the Dave Clark Five, George Carlin, and Spanish singer Massiel; The Dean Martin Show (9:00 p.m., NBC) welcomes Lena Horne, Sid Caesar, Victor Borge, and the comic Times Square Two.

A couple of weeks ago, I mentioned one of my new favorites, Judd, for the Defense; on Friday, it's a case that even Perry Mason never had to deal with: "Judd probes the family crisis of a widow whose daughter murdered her husband, killed herself, but spared their child. Appointed guardian, Judd must decide what's best for the infant: the unstable home of close relatives or an institution." The top-flight guest cast includes Margaret Leighton, Brian Bedford, Penny Fuller, Carrie Snodgress, and Dabbs Greer.

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Finally, a little something for when company drops by:


As always, if anyone tries this, let us know how it is. TV