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Groucho Marx as Ko-Ko in "The Mikado," Bell Telephone Hour, 1960 |
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!
(CHORUS)
You may put 'em on the list — you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed!
- Groucho Marx (and others), The Mikado
You may recall that last Friday, I shared with you the results of the Classic TV Blog Association's list of the
Top 25 Classic TV Programs of all time. (Classic being defined as anything which appeared in prime time and started before 1990.) It's generated comments, not only at our respective blogs, but in Twitter discussions as well. In passing along the list, I refrained from sharing my own thoughts, other than to say that some of my shows had made the final count, some had not. However, a number of you were quick to jump on this; you weren't going to let me get away so easy without putting my own choices on the line.
Fair enough, I thought; and then, like any writer, I figured I might as well get my money's worth, or at least get another post out of it. I really didn't plan this though, and I don't mean to make anything sound like second-guessing or criticizing. As I generally say, the fault in cases such as this is probably mine.
As many of you probably know, a list of my own Top 10 programs appears
on the menu; but I could use this as a consideration only to a point. For one thing, some of the shows are post-1990 (so there! to any of you who think I only live in the past); for another, it's highly personal on my part—to the point, some of you might say, of eccentricity. I mean, no matter how much I might love
The Alvin Show, I'm not going to put it on anyone else's list. Because of that, I threw out the rankings of the remaining shows altogether and decided to start from scratch.
A word on the methodology: each of us was first asked to submit a list of ten nominations, from which a list would be compiled. That would then be winnowed down in a final, ranked vote, to produce the final list of the top 25. As I mentioned, one proviso was that we could take the historical or artistic significance of programs into consideration; in other words, this wasn't necessarily a list of our
favorite programs, but the programs we thought were the
best. To this I'll add that I permitted a small conceit of my own, which was that I would
not list a program that I didn't like. I was OK with voting for a show that wasn't a particular favorite, but I wouldn't compromise myself more than that. Well, I'm a TV historian, but I've never pretended to be
completely objective.
Enough blabbering, I hear you saying—let's get on with this! And so we shall. I'll give you my lists first, followed by explanations where necessary. We'll start with my ten nominations; keep in mind that this is in no particular order:
- Naked City
- The Twilight Zone
- Perry Mason
- The Prisoner
- What’s My Line?
- The Fugitive
- SCTV
- Rocky & Bullwinkle
- Police Squad
- The Ed Sullivan Show
When the nominations had been whittled down, I submitted this as my final list,
in order of preference:
- Perry Mason
- The Prisoner
- Doctor Who
- SCTV
- The Fugitive
- Dragnet
- The Twilight Zone
- The Ed Sullivan Show
- Alfred Hitchcock Presents
- The Defenders
For comparison, here are the top 10 of the list of 25 that the CTVA produced:
- The Twilight Zone
- I Love Lucy
- The Mary Tyler Moore Show
- Columbo
- All in the Family
- Dragnet
- Monty Python’s Flying Circus
- Star Trek
- The Prisoner
- M*A*S*H
Having seen all these lists, I'm sure you have some questions:
I sure do. First of all, where's Lucy?
Fair enough. You remember how I said at the outset that I couldn't vote for a show that I didn't like? Well, at the risk of sacrificing any credibility as a TV historian, not only don't I love Lucy, I don't really like her. Not her, not the show. Something about her just grates on me, and it always has. But I don't begrudge people who do; this isn't a case of someone voting for, say,
My Mother the Car as the greatest show ever.
That one you'd have to defend, but not
Lucy. Besides, I knew she'd be on the list anyway whether I voted for her or not.
Well, that's not a good reason, but at least it's a reason. But why don't you like The Twilight Zone? Have you got something against science fiction?
No! I've got it right there, at #7. As a matter of fact, I've also got
Doctor Who on my list, as well as
The Prisioner (but we'll talk about that later). At it's best,
TZ is unquestionably one of the greatest. If we were to limit it to the show's first three seasons, I might have put it at #1 myself. But see, that's the thing. Rod Serling could be poetic, incisive, literate—even at his worst, he's most of those things. But he can also be didactic, strident, and lazy. Some of his scripts beat you over the head, again and again, to make a point. As I mentioned in my Top 10 review of
TZ, "Those stories are painful enough when first viewed; they become almost impossible to watch again, and when you run into enough episodes like that, it can make it very difficult to enjoy and appreciate a series." The first couple of times through the series, I wasn't familiar enough with each episode to recognize the ones I liked as opposed to the ones I didn't like, so it was a voyage of discovery. Now, though, when I can pick and choose which ones to watch, I find that I'm skipping too many of them to make it #1 on a list of mine. Put another way: this is a series I liked a lot more when I was younger than I do today.
How do you justify Perry Mason as #1 on your list?
Well, that's a case where I've indulged my prerogative to combine "excellence" with "entertainment." Was
Perry Mason great art? I don't know that I'd go that far, although I think it does say quite a bit about the American jurisprudence system, not to mention the integrity required from an officer of the law (I go into this more in
The Electronic Mirror). As I've mentioned in the past, it's a series that takes quite seriously the concept of the single-combat warrior. But besides that, it's fun—even though I own the DVD set, I still watch the MeTV runs of the show whenever I don't have to get up early the next day. Unlike
Twilight Zone, I don't get tired of them after repeated viewings.
Any shows you think were overlooked?
I think
The Fugitive ought to have been in the top 10. It's perhaps the best-written drama series that's ever been on television, and David Janssen delivers one of the most compelling performances TV has ever seen. Not to mention the idea of the nation's most-famous convicted murderer becoming the nation's #1 most-wanted criminal.
The Fugitive invented a whole genre of television.
I can't believe that
Naked City didn't even make the final list, let alone the top 10. It's also one of the best-written programs ever, and it gives us a noble presentation of what a policeman's job really is, a reminder that they truly are public servants. (I suspect that were they real, they'd be appalled by how today's detectives look at the public with contempt.) At its best, which is often, it touches on existential questions that TV has rarely done, then or now.
And
Rocky & Bullwinkle (or whichever title you prefer)—well, it's perhaps the most brilliant satire we've ever seen on TV (and that includes
SCTV). The way cartoon characters are used to say things that humans could never get away with is pure genius.
Speaking of
SCTV, that should have been in the top 10 as well. I can't tell you how many times I look at shows from the 1980s on, on those YouTube channels that show you the opening credits from programs of the past, and find myself wondering if this is real, or
SCTV.
I nominated
The Ed Sullivan Show not because Ed was a great talent, because he wasn't. He did have an eye for talent, though, or at least was willing to take a chance on something that he believed his audience might like. If you want a cross-section of America at any given time, just look at the guest lists on
Sullivan.
What programs made the list that you really want to rip?
Steady, now. As I said, I'm not questioning anything here. None of the shows were, I thought, indefensible, but under the category of programs that I
don't like, in addition to Lucy I'd have to add
M*A*S*H, Mary Tyler Moore, and
All in the Family. If I'm being honest, they ought to be on a list, although maybe not as high as they are here. But
M*A*S*H is too dated and way too sanctimonious for me, and as far as
All in the Family is concerned, if I want to see people screaming at each other, I'll watch Fox News
. I should add that I have nothing against
MTM; after all, she did bring Minneapolis into the big time. I'm just not that high on sitcoms per se, and of those that do work for me, I'm a much bigger fan of
Hogan's Heroes or
Police Squad!
Any do-overs that you'd like?
Well, I do like
Columbo; I just didn't have the room. Same thing with
Python, which is almost as absurd as
SCTV. And as several people mentioned on Twitter, there should have been at least one Western on the list somewhere.
Maverick came up several times, as did
Gunsmoke, and I think either one of them would have been at home on the list—probably
Gunsmoke, if I were to choose again. There probably ought to be a private detective series on there as well, at least if we're talking about television history.
The Rockford Files, for example, can look dated because of the clothes and hair, but Jim Garner's performance is
never dated.
I think lists like this are fun, and as I mentioned last week, I'd still take this list over those that are produced by "experts" that think any show that was on more than 10 minutes ago is passé. So now it's your turn to go after me—but please be gentle.
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